One Third Off eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 63 pages of information about One Third Off.

One Third Off eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 63 pages of information about One Third Off.

However, in those exciting days there were many little moving distractions about to keep one from brooding o’ermuch on thoughts of lacking provender.  I boast not, but merely utter a verity, when I state that every time I shook myself I shifted the center of population.  Where we had been the lesser wild life of midcontinental Europe abounded.  In the matter of a distinction which had come to me utterly without solicitation or effort on my part I have no desire to brag, but in justice to myself—­and my boarders—­I must add that at that moment, of all the human beings in Central Europe, I was the most densely inhabited.  My companions scratched along, doing fairly well, too; but I led the field—­I was so much roomier than any one of them was.

But here aboard this Pullman on this, the dedicatory day of my self-imposed martyrdom, I could not lose myself as I had on that former historic occasion in the ardor of chasing the small game of the country.  By four o’clock in the afternoon I could appreciate the sensations of a conch shell on a parlor whatnot.  I had a feeling that if anyone were to press his ear up against me he would hear a murmuring sound as of distant sea waves.  Yet, mark you, I held bravely out, fighting still the good fight.  This, then, was my dinner, if such it might in truth be called:  Clear soup, a smallish slice of rare roast beef cut shaving thin, gluten bread sparsely buttered, a cloud of watercress no larger than a man’s hand, another raw apple and a bit of domestic cheese—­nothing rich, nothing exotic, no melting French fromages, no creamy Danish pastries.

Only when I reached my demi-tasse, which I took straight, did I permit myself a touch of luxury.  I lit my cigar with a genuine imported Swedish parlor match.

Followed then the first comforting manifestation, the first gratefully registered taste of recompense for my privations.  I had to speak that night and in a large hall, too, and I found my voice to be clearer and stronger than usual, and found, also, that I spoke with much less effort than usual.  I was sure partial fasting during the day was bearing fruits in the evening, and I was right, as subsequent evening experiences proved to me.  I had rather dreaded that hunger gripes would make my night a sleepless one, but it didn’t happen.  I may have dreamed longing dreams about victuals, but I tore off eight solid hours of unbridled and—­I dare say—­uproarious rest.

CHAPTER X

Wherein Our Hero Falters

Next day I kept it up, varying the first day’s menus slightly, but keeping the bulk consumption down, roughly, to about one-half or possibly one-third what my rations formerly had been.  Before night of the second day that all-gone sensation had vanished.  Already I had made the agreeable discovery that I could get along and be reasonably happy on from 35 to 50 per cent of what until then I had deludedly

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