Diane of the Green Van eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 335 pages of information about Diane of the Green Van.

Diane of the Green Van eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 335 pages of information about Diane of the Green Van.

But for all the whir and flash of brilliant birdlife above the placid water—­for all the screams of the fish hawks and the noise of crows and grackle in the cypress—­for all the presence of another camper among the trees to the west, the days were quiet and undisturbed.  And at night when the birds were winging to the woods now black against the yellow west, and the lonely lake began to purple, the fires of the rival camps were the single spots of color in the heavy darkness along the shore.

Diane wrote of it, with disastrous results, to Aunt Agatha.

At sunset, one day, a carriage produced an aggrieved rustle of silk, a voice and a hand bag.  Each fluttered a little as the driver accepted his fare and rolled away.  The hand bag, in accordance with a sensational and ill-conditioned habit which had roused more than one unpopular commotion in crowded department stores and thoroughfares, leaped unexpectedly from a gloved and fluttering hand.

Aunt Agatha possessed herself of the bag with a sniff and rustled heedlessly into the nearest camp.

It was, of course, Mr. Poynter’s.

Utterly confounded by the unexpected sight of a tall young man who was cooking a fish over the fire, Aunt Agatha gurgled fearfully and backed precipitately into the nearest tree, whence the ill-natured hand bag forcibly opened a grinning mouth, leaped into space and disgorged a flying shower of nickels and dimes, smelling salts and hairpins and a variety of fussy contrivances of sentimental value.

“God bless my soul!” bleated Aunt Agatha with round, affrighted eyes, “there’s a dime in the fish!  And I do beg your pardon, young man, but will you be so good as to poke the smelling salts out of the fire before they explode.”

There was little likelihood of the final catastrophe, but Mr. Poynter obeyed.  Laughing a little as he collected the scattered cargo, he good-humoredly suggested that he was not nearly so dangerous as Aunt Agatha’s petrified gaze suggested, and that possibly she might remember him—­his name was Poynter—­and that Miss Westfall’s camp lay a little farther to the east.

Aunt Agatha departed, greatly impressed by his gallantry and common sense.  Arriving in the camp of her niece, she roused an alarming commotion by halting unobserved among the trees, staring hard at her niece’s back-hair, dropping her hand bag, and bursting into tears that brought the startled campers to her side in a twinkling.

“Great Scott, Johnny!” exclaimed Diane, aghast.  “It’s Aunt Agatha!”

Aunt Agatha dangerously motioned them away with the hand bag Johnny had returned.

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