The Definite Object eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Definite Object.

The Definite Object eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 454 pages of information about The Definite Object.

“You are Hermione’s brother!”

“My God!” wailed the boy.  “If she knew, she’d hate me.”

“I—­almost think she would, Spike.”

“You won’t tell her, Geoff, you won’t never let her know?”

“I—­don’t get drunk, Spike.”

“But you won’t tell her?” he pleaded, reaching out desperate hands, “you won’t?”

“Not a word, Spike!”

“Oh, I know I’m—­rotten!” sobbed the lad.  “I know you ain’t got no use for me any more, but I’m sorry, Geoff, I’m real sorry.  I know a guy can’t forgive a guy as gives a guy away if that guy’s a guy’s friend.  I know as you can’t forgive me.  I know as you’ll cut me out for good after this.  But I want ye t’ know as I’m sorry, Geoff—­awful sorry—­I—­I ain’t fit t’ be anybody’s friend, I guess.”

“I think you need a friend more than ever, Spike!”

“Geoff!” cried the boy breathlessly.  “Say—­what d’ you mean?”

“I mean the time has come for you to choose between M’Ginnis and me.  If I am to be your friend, M’Ginnis must be your enemy from now on—­wait!  If you want my friendship, no more secrets; tell me just how M’Ginnis got you into his power—­how he got you to break into my house.”

Spike glanced up through his tears, glanced down, choked upon a sob, and burst into breathless narrative.

“There was me an’ Bud an’ a guy they call Heine—­we’d been to a rube boxin’ match up th’ river.  An’ as we come along, Heine says:  ’If I was in th’ second-story-lay there’s millionaire Ravenslee’s wigwam waitin’ t’ be cracked,’ an’ he pointed out your swell place among th’ trees in th’ moonlight.  Then Bud says:  ‘You ain’t got th’ nerve, Heine.  Why, th’ Kid’s got more nerve than you,’ he says, pattin’ my shoulder.  An’ Heine laughs an’ says I’m only a kid.  An’ Geoff, I’d got two or three drinks into me an’ th’ end was I agreed t’ just show ’em as I had nerve enough t’ get in through a winder an’ cop something—­anything I could get.  So Bud hands me his ‘lectric torch, an’ we skin over th’ fence an’ up to th’ house—­an’ Heine has th’ winder open in a jiffy, an’ me—­bein’ half-soused an’ foolish—­hikes inter th’ room, an’ you cops me on th’ jump an’—­an’ that’s all!”

“And M’Ginnis has threatened to send you up for it now and then, eh?”

“Only for a joke.  Bud ain’t like me; he’d never split on a pal—­Bud wouldn’t gimme away—­”

“Anyway, Spike, it’s him or me.  Which will you have for a friend?”

“Oh, Geoff, I—­I guess I’d follow you t’ Kingdom Come if you’d let me.  I do want t’ live straight an’ clean—­honest t’ God I do, Geoff, an’ if you’ll only forgive—­”

Spike’s outstretched, pleading hands were caught and held, and he was lifted to his feet.

“My Arthur-Spike, art going to the office this morning?”

“Sure I am; my eye ain’t—­ain’t s’ bad, after all, is it?  Anyway, I feel more like what a man should feel like now, an’—­Gee! look at me doin’ the sissy tear-spoutin’ act!  Oh, hell—­lemme go an’ wash me face.  ‘N’ say, if—­if any o’ them—­I mean those dolly office boys has anything t’ say, I’ll punch th’ sawdust out o’ them!”

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