The Theater (1720) eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 57 pages of information about The Theater (1720).

The Theater (1720) eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 57 pages of information about The Theater (1720).

     “Sir,

“As you are both a Knight and a Gentleman (which now-a-days don’t always meet in one Man) I will make bold to Expostulate with you upon a Bill depending in the House of Commons, I mean that against Duelling.  Every good Subject has a right of dissenting to any Bill propos’d, either by petition, or Pamphlet, before it passes into a Law; and this concerns the Honour of all Orders of Men from the Prince to the private Gentleman.  I make free to tell you in a Word, if this passes, there’s an End of good Manhood in the King’s Dominions.  How must all the Important Quarrels, which happen in Life, among men of Honour, be decided?  Must a heedless sawcy Coxcomb frown, or tread upon a Gentleman’s Toes with Impunity?  No, I suppose, the great Cause of Honour must be determined by the womanish Revenge of Scolding; and when two Peers or Gentlemen have had some manly Difference, they must chuse their Seconds from Billingsgate or the Bar—­Consider, Sir, how many brave Gentleman have comfortably kept good Company, and had their Reckoning always paid, only by shewing a broad Blade, and cherishing a fierce Pair of Whiskers.  Good Manners must certainly die with Chivalry; for what keeps all the pert Puppies about Town in Awe, but the Fear of being call’d to Account?  Don’t you know that there are a Set of impertinent Wretches, who are always disturbing publick Assemblies with Riots and Quarrels, only upon a presumption of being hinder’d from fighting, by the Crowd?  There will be no end of such Grievances, if this Law takes Place.  Besides, Sir, I hope it will be consider’d, what will become of us Brothers of the Blade; the Art we profess will grow of no Use to Mankind; and, of Consequence, we shall be expos’d to Poverty and Disgrace.  Consider, Sir, how many bright Qualifications must go to the finishing one of us; we require Parts as elegant, generous, and manly, as any Profession whatsoever; therefore, I hope, that some publick Spirit in the House of Commons, who is a Lover of his Country, and a Friend to Arts and Sciences, will start up and distinguish himself against this Bill.  You know that our Profession is justly call’d the Noble Science of Defence, and makes a considerable Branch of the Mathematicks; if the Ignorant should gain this Point against us, they won’t stop here; no doubt, their Design is to attack all Arts and Sciences, and beat them one by one quite out of the Nation; the Assault, ’tis true, seems only made against us; but wise Men foresee that all Learning is in Danger.  Our Adversaries are upon the Longe with their Swords just at our Breasts, I desire therefore your Advice and Assistance, in what Guard we must stand to parry this fatal Thrust.  Yours,

     “FLANKANADE.”

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Printed for W. BOREHAM, at the Angel in Pater-Noster-Row, where Advertisements and Letters from Correspondents are taken in.

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