Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, December 18, 1841 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 50 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, December 18, 1841.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, December 18, 1841 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 50 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, December 18, 1841.

All was not yet complete.  A walk down Bond Street was interrupted by a sudden cry, “That’s him—­take care of him!” I turned by instinct, and was arrested at the suit of a scoundrel whose fortune I had made, and who in gratitude had thus pointed me out to the myrmidon of the Middlesex sheriff.  I was located in a lock-up house, and thence conveyed to jail.  In both instances the last words I heard in reference to myself were “Take care of him.”  I sacrificed almost my all, and once more regained my liberty.  Fate seemed to turn!  A friend lent me fifty pounds.  I pledged my honour for its repayment.  He promised to use his interest for my future welfare.  I kept my word gratefully; returned the money on the day appointed.  I did so before one who knew me by report only, and looked upon me as a ruined, dissipated, worthless Extravagant.  I returned to an adjoining room to wait my friend’s coming.  While there, I could not avoid hearing the following colloquy—­

“Good Heaven! has that fellow actually returned your fifty?”

“Yes.  Didn’t you see him?”

“Of course I did; but I can scarcely believe my eyes.  Oh! he’s a deep one.”

“He’s a most honourable young man.”

“How can you be so green?  He has a motive in it.”

“What motive?”

“I don’t know that.  But, old fellow, listen to me.  I’m a man of the world, and have seen something of life; and I’ll stake my honour and experience that that fellow means to do you; so be advised, and—­’Take care of him!’”

This was too much.  I rushed out almost mad, and demanded an apology, or satisfaction—­the latter alternative was chosen.  Oh, how my blood boiled!  I should either fall, or, at length, by thus chastising the impertinent, put an end to the many meaning and hateful words.

We met; the ground was measured.  I thought for a moment of the sin of shedding human blood, and compressed my lips.  A moment I wavered; but the voice of my opponent’s second whispering, “Take care of him,” once more nerved my heart and arm.  My adversary’s bullet whistled past my ear:  he fell—­hit through the shoulder.  He was carried to his carriage.  I left the ground, glad that I had chastised him, but released to find the wound was not mortal.  I felt as if in Heaven this act would free me from the worldly ban.  A week after, I met one of my old friends; he introduced me by name to his father.  The old gentleman started for a moment, then exclaimed—­“You know my feeling, Sir—­you are a duellist!  Tom, ’Take care of him!’”

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PUNCHLIED. SONG FOR PUNCH DRINKERS.

(VON SCHILLER.) (FROM SCHILLER.)

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