action into opposition on his part, that she would
dive at him, take the poker out of his hands, shake
him, and put it away. There was a most irritating
end to every one of these debates. All in a
moment, with nothing to lead up to it, my sister would
stop herself in a yawn, and catching sight of me as
it were incidentally, would swoop upon me with, “Come!
there’s enough of you! You get along to
bed; you’ve given trouble enough for one night,
I hope!” As if I had besought them as a favour
to bother my life out.
We went on in this way for a long time, and it seemed
likely that we should continue to go on in this way
for a long time, when, one day, Miss Havisham stopped
short as she and I were walking, she leaning on my
shoulder; and said with some displeasure:
“You are growing tall, Pip!”
I thought it best to hint, through the medium of a
meditative look, that this might be occasioned by
circumstances over which I had no control.
She said no more at the time; but, she presently stopped
and looked at me again; and presently again; and after
that, looked frowning and moody. On the next
day of my attendance when our usual exercise was over,
and I had landed her at her dressingtable, she stayed
me with a movement of her impatient fingers:
“Tell me the name again of that blacksmith of
yours.”
“Joe Gargery, ma’am.”
“Meaning the master you were to be apprenticed
to?”
“Yes, Miss Havisham.”
“You had better be apprenticed at once.
Would Gargery come here with you, and bring your
indentures, do you think?”
I signified that I had no doubt he would take it as
an honour to be asked.
“Then let him come.”
“At any particular time, Miss Havisham?”
“There, there! I know nothing about times.
Let him come soon, and come along with you.”
When I got home at night, and delivered this message
for Joe, my sister “went on the Rampage,”
in a more alarming degree than at any previous period.
She asked me and Joe whether we supposed she was
door-mats under our feet, and how we dared to use her
so, and what company we graciously thought she was
fit for? When she had exhausted a torrent of
such inquiries, she threw a candlestick at Joe, burst
into a loud sobbing, got out the dustpan — which
was always a very bad sign — put on her coarse
apron, and began cleaning up to a terrible extent.
Not satisfied with a dry cleaning, she took to a
pail and scrubbing-brush, and cleaned us out of house
and home, so that we stood shivering in the back-yard.
It was ten o’clock at night before we ventured
to creep in again, and then she asked Joe why he hadn’t
married a Negress Slave at once? Joe offered
no answer, poor fellow, but stood feeling his whisker
and looking dejectedly at me, as if he thought it really
might have been a better speculation.
