Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 17, 1917 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 41 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 17, 1917.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 17, 1917 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 41 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, January 17, 1917.

Recruit.  “FOR THE DURATION OF THE WAR, OR LONGER IF IT DOESN’T END SOONER.”]

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FASHIONS IN BOOK-WEAR.

    ["Rose of Glenconnel.  A first book by Mrs. Patrick MacGill,
    telling of the adventures in the Yukon and elsewhere of
    Rosalie Moran.  With coloured jacket.  Price 5s. net.”

    Advt. in “Times Literary Supplement.”]

Extract from “Belle’s Letters":—­“Other smart books I noticed included Mrs. BARCLAY’S Sweet Seventy-one, looking radiantly young and lovely in a simple rose-pink frock embellished with rosebuds, and Mr. CHARLES GARVICE’S Marriage Bells, utterly charming in ivory satin trimmed with orange blossom.  On another shelf I saw Mr. KIPLING’S The Horse Marines, looking well in a smartly-cut navy blue costume with white facings, and not far away was Mr. ARNOLD BENNETT’S Straphanger, in smoked terra-cotta, and the pocket edition of DICKENS in Mrs. Harris Tweed.  Mr. Britling’s new book, Mr. Wells Sees it Through the Press, was looking rather dowdy in a ready-made Norfolk jacket, but Mr. and Mrs. WILLIAMSON’S The Petrol Peeress was very chic in a delightfully-cut oil-silk wrap; and so was Sir GILBERT PARKER’S This Book for Sale, in a purple bolero.  Academic sobriety characterised the gown worn by the POET LAUREATE’S The Sighs of Bridges, while Mr. A.C.  BENSON’S Round My College Dado was conspicuous in a Magdalene blouse with pale-blue sash.”

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    “This was followed by a banquet in which Bro.  W.S.  Williams
    took a prominent part.”—­Daily Chronicle (Kingston,
    Jamaica
).

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LETTERS FROM MACEDONIA.

II.

MY DEAR JERRY,—­No doubt you think from the light-hearted tone of my last letter that life here is a bed of roses.  In reality we have our flies in the ointment—­nay, our shirt-buttons in the soup.  The chief of the flies is artillery, both our own and that of the people opposite; and the worst of the shirt-buttons is jam.  It sounds strange, but it is true.

There was a time in the olden days when we welcomed gunner-officers, but those days are unhappily past since we met Major Jones.  Learn then the perfidy of the Major and ex uno disce, omnes.

I had a nice little ’ouse up in the front line, well hidden by trees.  It wasn’t a house, Jerry, I wish you to understand; it was merely a little ’ouse standing in its own grounds like, with a brace or so of chickens and a few mangel-wurzels a-climbin’ round the place.  You know what it’s like.

Well, Major Jones, who had been my guest several times in this little ’ouse of mine, came round a few days ago with a worried look and an orderly.

“I want you to come and look at my telephone,” he said hurriedly.

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