the window landed on the bed, Mike let out a yell that could have been heard in Dublin.  ‘Ow-w-w!’ he whooped, scrambling to the floor.  He caught one sight of the visitor, and then made a dash for the window and slid clear to the ground, leaving pieces of shirt and his epidermis on every nail on the shed roof.  The noise he made roused the father and mother below, and the latter started for the stairs.  ’That b’ye ‘ll be the death av me yet,’ she complained.  ’I’ll go up and give him a slap.’  She lost no time in reaching the little room, and when she entered she saw the bed with what she thought was Mike under the clothes.  ‘Mike, ye rascal,’ she exclaimed, ’turn down the sheet this minute.  It’s mesilf as’ll tache ye to raise a noise at this time o’ night.  For shame, ye spalpane!  What, ye won’t obey your own mother?  I’ll show ye.  Take that!’ She brought her hand down upon the figure outlined under the sheet with a resounding whack.  The next second the thing leaped from the bed squarely into her arms.  ’Wow!  Murther!  Mike, what have ye been doing?’ she howled, adding at the top of her voice, ’Patrick, Patrick, come quick!  The b’ye has got hold of your hair restorer.  He’s all covered with hair and he’s gone daft.  Murther!’ With that the father made for the stairs as fast as his legs could carry him.  Just as he got to the top—­”

“The sight I saw when I opened the outer door of the little house almost knocked me silly,” broke in Tom, rather excitedly.  “There in the other room gleamed—­”

“When Patrick reached the second floor,” interrupted Bill, raising his voice, “he felt something strike him full in the chest; then two hairy arms clasped him about the throat and—­”

“In the other room gleamed two—­”

“Oh, give a fellow a chance, will you?” cried Bill.  “You want the whole floor.  What do you think—­”

“Sh-h-h! here comes the executive officer,” hastily whispered “Stump.”  “We’ve made too much racket.  Let’s go into the after wheel-house.”

“We must be quiet about it,” spoke up the “Kid,” warningly. “‘Cutlets’ is chasing around to-night, and if he catches us in there he’ll raise Cain.”

“All right,” replied Bill.  “And I’ll finish that story if I have to stay up all night.”

“Same here,” retorted Tom, with evident determination.  “Come on.”

And we all followed the twain.

CHAPTER X.

We bombard Santiago de Cuba.

The after wheel-house on board the “Yankee” was a round structure of steel built on the spar deck directly over the counter.  It contained a steering wheel to be used in case the wheel in the pilot-house should be disabled.  When the chill winds of May and early June were blowing off the northern coast during the “Yankee’s” period of cruising in that vicinity, the after wheel-house formed a snug and comfortable retreat for the men of the watch.