The Happy Family eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 255 pages of information about The Happy Family.

The Happy Family eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 255 pages of information about The Happy Family.

Others came riding in, saw the huddle before the mess-tent and came up to investigate.  With every fresh arrival Jakie began anew his confession that he had attempted to murder his good friend, Mr. Happy, and with every confession he wept more copiously than before.

The Happy Family tacitly owned itself helpless.  A warlike cook they could deal with.  A lazy cook they could kick into industry.  A weeping, wailing, conscience-stricken cook, a cook who steadfastly refused to be comforted, was an absolutely new experience.  They told him to buck up, found that he only broke out anew, threatened, cajoled and argued.  Jakie clung to whoever happened to be within reach and mixed the English language unmercifully.

“Happy, you’ll have to forgive him,” said Weary at last.  “Go tell him yuh don’t feel hard towards him.  We want some supper.”

“Aw, gwan.  I ain’t forgive him, and I never will.  I—­”

Big Medicine stepped into the breach.  With his face contorted into a grin to crimple one’s spine, with a voice to make one’s knees buckle, he went up to Happy Jack and thrust that horrible grin into Happy’s very face.  “By cripes, you forgive Jakie, and you do it quick!” he thundered.  “Think you’re going to ball up the eating uh the whole outfit whilst you stand around acting haughty?  Why, by cripes, I’ve killed men in the Coconino County for half what you’re doing!  You’ll wish, by cripes, that Jakie had slit your hide; you’ll consider that woulda been an easy way out, before I git half through with yuh.  You walk right up and shake hands with him, and you tell him that yuh love him to death and are his best friend and always will be!  Yuh hear me?”

Happy Jack heard.  The Happy Family considerately moved aside and left him a clear path, and they looked on without a word while he took Jakie’s limp hand, muttered tremulously, “Aw, fergit it, Jakie.  I know yuh didn’t mean nothing by it, and I forgive yuh,” and backed away again.

Jakie wept, this time with gratitude.  They got him inside a tent, unrolled his bed and persuaded him to lie down upon it.  They searched the mess-box, found all that was left of a quart bottle of whisky, took it outside and divided it gravely and appreciatively among themselves.  There was not much to divide.

Happy Jack took charge of the pots and pans, with the whole Happy Family to help him hurry supper, while Jakie forgot his woes in sleep and the sun set upon a quiet camp.

Next morning, Jakie was up and cooking breakfast at the appointed time, and the camp felt that the incident of the evening before might well be forgotten.  The coffee was unusually good that morning, even for Jakie.  He was subdued, was Jakie, and his soft, brown eyes were humble whenever they met the eyes of Happy Jack.  His smile was infrequent and fleeting, and his voice more deprecating than ever.  Aside from these minor changes everything seemed the same as before the sheepmen had stopped at camp.

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