The Plain Man and His Wife eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 66 pages of information about The Plain Man and His Wife.

The Plain Man and His Wife eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 66 pages of information about The Plain Man and His Wife.

If he is reading this, as he assuredly is, Mr. Omicron will up and exclaim: 

“My wife a grievance!  Absurd!  The facts are incontrovertible.  What grievance can she have?”

The grievance that Mr. Omicron, becoming every day more and more the plain man, is not exercising imagination in the very field where it is most needed.

What is a home, Mr. Omicron?  You reply that a home is a home.  You have always had a home.  You were born in one.  With luck you will die in one.  And you have never regarded a home as anything but a home.  Your leading idea has ever been that a home is emphatically not an office nor a manufactory.  But suppose you were to unscale your eyes—­that is to say, use your imagination—­try to see that a home, in addition to being a home, is an office and manufactory for the supply of light, warmth, cleanliness, ease, and food to a given number of people?  Suppose you were to allow it to occur to you that a home emphatically is an organization similar to an office and manufactory—­and an extremely complicated and delicate one, with many diverse departments, functioning under extremely difficult conditions?  For thus it in truth is.  Could you once accomplish this feat of imaginative faculty, you would never again say, with that disdainful accent of yours:  “Mrs. Omicron has nothing in the world to do but run the house.”  For really it would be just as clever for her to say:  “Mr. Omicron has nothing in the world to do but run the office.”

I admit heartily that Mrs. Omicron is not perfect.  She ought to be, of course; but she, alas! falls short of the ideal.  Yet in some details she can and does show the way to that archangel, her husband.  When her office and manufactory goes wrong, you, Mr. Omicron, are righteously indignant and superior.  You majestically wonder that with four women in the house, etc., etc.  But when you come home and complain that things are askew in your masculine establishment, and that a period of economy must set in, does she say to you with scorn:  “Don’t dare to mention coffee to-night.  I really wonder that with fourteen (or a hundred and forty) grown men in your establishment you cannot produce an ample and regular income?” No; she makes the best of it.  She is sympathetic.  And you, Mr. Omicron, would be excessively startled and wounded if she were not sympathetic.  Put your imagination to work and you will see how interesting are these comparisons.

IV

She is an amateur at her business, you say.  Well, perhaps she is.  But who brought her up to be an amateur?  Are you not content to carry on the ancient tradition?  As you meditate, and you often do meditate, upon that infant daughter of yours now sleeping in her cot, do you dream of giving her a scientific education in housekeeping, or do you dream of endowing her with the charms that music and foreign languages and physical grace can offer?  Do you in your mind’s eye see her cannily choosing beef at the butcher’s, or shining for your pleasure in the drawing-room?

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