“First church of Tecumseh—­Brother Abram G. Tisdale!”

There was no doubt about it!  These were actually the words that had been uttered.  After all this outlay, all this lavish hospitality, all this sacrifice of time and patience in sitting through those sermons, to draw from the grab-bag nothing better than—­a Tisdale!

A hum of outraged astonishment—­half groan, half wrathful snort bounded along from pew to pew throughout the body of the church.  An echo of it reached the Bishop, and so confused him that he haltingly repeated the obnoxious line.  Every local eye turned as by intuition to where the calamitous Tisdale sat, and fastened malignantly upon him.

Could anything be worse?  This Brother Tisdale was past fifty—­a spindling, rickety, gaunt old man, with a long horse-like head and vacantly solemn face, who kept one or the other of his hands continually fumbling his bony jaw.  He had been withdrawn from routine service for a number of years, doing a little insurance canvassing on his own account, and also travelling for the Book Concern.  Now that he wished to return to parochial work, the richest prize in the whole list, Tecumseh, was given to him—­to him who had never been asked to preach at a Conference, and whose archaic nasal singing of “Greenland’s Icy Mountains” had made even the Licensed Exhorters grin!  It was too intolerably dreadful to think of!

An embittered whisper to the effect that Tisdale was the Bishop’s cousin ran round from pew to pew.  This did not happen to be true, but indignant Tecumseh gave it entire credit.  The throngs about the doors dwindled as by magic, and the aisles cleared.  Local interest was dead; and even some of the pewholders rose and made their way out.  One of these murmured audibly to his neighbors as he departed that his pew could be had now for sixty dollars.

So it happened that when, a little later on, the appointment of Theron Ware to Octavius was read out, none of the people of Tecumseh either noted or cared.  They had been deeply interested in him so long as it seemed likely that he was to come to them—­before their clearly expressed desire for him had been so monstrously ignored.  But now what became of him was no earthly concern of theirs.

After the Doxology had been sung and the Conference formally declared ended, the Wares would fain have escaped from the flood of handshakings and boisterous farewells which spread over the front part of the church.  But the clergymen were unusually insistent upon demonstrations of cordiality among themselves—­the more, perhaps, because it was evident that the friendliness of their local hosts had suddenly evaporated—­and, of all men in the world, the present incumbent of the Octavius pulpit now bore down upon them with noisy effusiveness, and defied evasion.

“Brother Ware—­we have never been interduced—­but let me clasp your hand!  And—­Sister Ware, I presume—­yours too!”