Knickerbocker's History of New York, Complete eBook
Washington Irving
This missive was intrusted to his trumpeter and squire,
Anthony Van Corlear, that man of emergencies, with
orders to travel night and day, sparing neither whip
nor spur, seeing that he carried the vindication of
his patron’s fame in his saddle-bags. The
loyal Anthony accomplished his mission with great
speed and considerable loss of leather. He delivered
his missive with becoming ceremony, accompanying it
with a flourish of defiance on his trumpet to the
whole council, ending with a significant and nasal
twang full in the face of Captain Partridge, who nearly
jumped out of his skin in an ecstasy of astonishment.
The grand council was composed of men too cool and
practical to be put readily in a heat, or to indulge
in knight-errantry, and above all to run a tilt with
such a fiery hero as Peter the Headstrong. They
knew the advantage, however, to have always a snug,
justifiable cause of war in reserve with a neighbor
who had territories worth invading; so they devised
a reply to Peter Stuyvesant, calculated to keep up
the “raw” which they had established.
On receiving this answer, Anthony Van Corlear remounted
the Flanders mare which he always rode, and trotted
merrily back to the Manhattoes, solacing himself by
the way according to his wont; twanging his trumpet
like a very devil, so that the sweet valleys and banks
of the Connecticut, resounded with the warlike melody;
bringing all the folks to the windows as he passed
through Hartford and Pyquag and Middletown, and all
the other border towns; ogling and winking at the
women, and making aerial windmills from the end of
his nose at their husbands; and stopping occasionally
in the villages to eat pumpkin-pies, dance at country
frolics, and bundle with the Yankee lasses, whom he
rejoiced exceedingly with his soul-stirring instrument.
CHAPTER VI.
The reply of the grand council to Peter Stuyvesant
was couched in the coolest and most diplomatic language.
They assured him that “his confident denials
of the barbarous plot alleged against him would weigh
little against the testimony of divers sober and respectable
Indians;” that “his guilt was proved to
their perfect satisfaction,” so that they must
still require and seek due satisfaction and security;
ending with—“so we rest, sir—Yours
in ways of righteousness.”
I forbear to say how the lion-hearted Peter roared
and ramped at finding himself more and more entangled
in the meshes thus artfully drawn round him by the
knowing Yankees. Impatient, however, of suffering
so gross an aspersion to rest upon his honest name,
he sent a second messenger to the council, reiterating
his denial of the treachery imputed to him, and offering
to submit his conduct to the scrutiny of a court of
honor. His offer was readily accepted; and now
he looked forward with confidence to an august tribunal
to be assembled at the Manhattoes, formed of high-minded
cavaliers, peradventure governors and commanders of
the confederate plantations, where the matter might
be investigated by his peers in a manner befitting
his rank and dignity.