Cobwebs from an Empty Skull eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 198 pages of information about Cobwebs from an Empty Skull.

Cobwebs from an Empty Skull eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 198 pages of information about Cobwebs from an Empty Skull.

Somewhere in that vicinity lived a monstrous bear—­a great hulking obnoxious beast who had no more soul than tail.  This rascal had somehow conceived a notion that the appointed function of his existence was the extermination of the dwarf.  If you met the latter you might rely with cheerful confidence upon seeing the ferocious brute in eager pursuit of him in less than a minute.  No sooner would Juniper fairly accost you, looking timidly over his shoulder the while, than the raging savage would leap out of some contiguous jungle and make after him like a locomotive engine too late for the train.  Then poor Juniper would streak it for the nearest crowd of people, diving and dodging amongst their shins with nimble skill, shrieking all the time like a panther.  He was as earnest about it as if he had made a bet upon the result of the race.  Of course everybody was too busy to stop, but in his blind terror the dwarf would single out some luckless wight—­commonly some well-dressed person; Juniper instinctively sought the protection of the aristocracy—­getting behind him, ducking between his legs, surrounding him, dancing through him—­doing anything to save the paltry flitch of his own bacon.  Presently the bear would lose all patience and nip the other fellow.  Then, ashamed of losing his temper, he would sneak sullenly away, taking along the body.  When he had gone, poor Juniper would fall upon his knees, tearing his beard, pounding his breast, and crying Mea culpa in deep remorse.  Afterwards he would pay a visit of condolence to the bereaved relations and offer to pay the funeral expenses; but of course there never were any funeral expenses.  Everybody, as before stated, liked the unhappy dwarf, but nobody liked the company he kept, and people were not at home to him as a rule.  Whenever he came into a village traffic was temporarily suspended, and he was made the centre of as broad a solitude as could be hastily improvised.

Many were the attempts to capture the terrible beast; hundreds of the country people would assemble to hunt him with guns and dogs.  But even the dogs seemed to have an instinctive sense of some occult connection between him and the dwarf, and could never be made to understand that it was the former that was wanted.  Directly they were laid on the scent they would forsake it to invest the dwarf’s abode; and it was with much difficulty the pitying huntsmen could induce them to raise the siege.  Things went on in this unsatisfactory fashion for years; the population annually decreasing, and Juniper making the most miraculous escapes.

Now there resided in a small village near by, a brace of twins; little orphan girls, named Jalap and Ginseng.  Their considerate neighbours had told them such pleasing tales about the bear that they decided to leave the country.  So they got their valuables together in a box and set out.  They met Juniper!  He approached to inform them it was a fine morning, when the great beast of a bear “rose like the

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