Mr. Prohack eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 468 pages of information about Mr. Prohack.

Mr. Prohack eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 468 pages of information about Mr. Prohack.

Mr. Prohack felt like a reprimanded schoolboy.  He feared the wrath to come.

“Don’t you think my husband ought to take a long holiday?” Eve put in.

“Well, of course he ought,” said Dr. Veiga, opening both mouth and eyes in protest against such a silly question.

“Six months?”

“At least.”

“Where ought he to go?”

“Doesn’t matter.  Portugal, the Riviera, Switzerland.  But it’s not the season yet for any of these places.  If he wants to keep on pleasant terms with nature he’ll get out his car and motor about his own country for a month or two.  After that he might go to the Continent.  But of course he won’t.  I know these official gentlemen.  If you ask them to disturb their routine they’ll die first.  They really would sooner die.  Very natural of course.  Routine is their drug.”

“My husband will take six months holiday,” said Eve quietly.  “I suppose you could give the proper certificate?  You see in these Government departments....”

“I’ll give you the certificate to-morrow.”

Mr. Prohack was pretending to be asleep, or at least to be too fatigued and indifferent to take notice of this remarkable conversation.  But as soon as Dr. Veiga had blandly departed under the escort of Eve, he slipped out of bed and cautiously padded to the landing where there was a bookcase.

“Duodenum.  Duodenum.  Must be something to do with twelve.”  Then he found a dictionary and brought it back into the bedroom and consulted it.  “So it’s twelve inches long, is it?” he murmured.  He had just time to plunge into bed and pitch the dictionary under the bed before his wife returned.

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III

She was bending over him.

“Darling!”

He opened his deceiving eyes.  Her face was within a foot of his.

“How do you feel now?”

“I feel,” said he, “that this is the darnedest swindle that ever was.  If I hadn’t come into a fortune I should have been back at the office the day after to-morrow.  In about eight hours, with the help of that Portuguese mountebank, you’ve changed me from a sane normal man into a blooming valetudinarian who must run all over the earth in search of health.  I’ve got to ‘winter’ somewhere, have I?  You’ll see.  It’s absolutely incredible.  It’s more like Maskelyne and Cook’s than anything I ever came across.”  He yawned.  He knew that it was the disturbed duodenum that caused him to yawn, and that also gave him a dry mouth and a peculiar taste therein.

“Yes, darling,” Eve smiled above him the smile of her impenetrable angelicism.  “Yes, darling.  You’re better.”

The worst was that she had beaten him on the primary point.  He had asserted that he was not ill.  She had asserted that he was.  She had been right; he wrong.  He could not deny, even to himself, that he was ill.  Not gravely, only somewhat.  But supposing that he was gravely ill!  Supposing that old Plott would agree with all that Veiga had said!  It was conceivable.  Misgivings shot through him.

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