Mr. Prohack, contemplating, became anew a philosopher as he realised that the tiny apartment was the true expression of his daughter’s individuality and volition.  She had imposed this crowded inconvenience upon her willing spouse,—­and there was the grandiose Charles, for whom the best was never good enough, sitting down nonchalantly on the truckle-bed; and it appeared to Mr. Prohack only a few weeks ago that the two children had been playing side by side in the same nursery and giving never a sign that their desires and destinies would be so curious.  Mr. Prohack felt absurdly helpless.  True, he was the father, but he knew that he had nothing whatever to do, beyond trifling gifts of money and innumerable fairly witty sermons—­divided about equally between the pair, with the evolution of those mysterious and fundamentally uncontrollable beings, his son and his daughter.  The enigma of life pressed disturbingly upon him, as he took the other bed, facing Charles, and he wondered whether Sissie in her feminine passion for self-sacrifice insisted on sleeping in the truckle-contraption herself, or whether she permitted Ozzie to be uncomfortable.

V

“I just came along,” Charlie opened simply, “because Lady M. was so positive that I ought to see you—­she said that you very much wanted me to come.  It isn’t as if I wanted to bother you, or you could do any good.”

He spoke in an extremely low tone, almost in a whisper, and Mr. Prohack comprehended that the youth was trying to achieve privacy in a domicile where all conversation and movements were necessarily more or less public to the whole flat.  Charles’s restraint, however, showed little or no depression, disappointment, or disgust, and no despair.

“But what’s it all about?  If I’m not being too curious,” Mr. Prohack enquired cautiously.

“It’s all about my being up the spout, dad.  I’ve had a flutter, and it hasn’t come off, and that’s all there is to it.  I needn’t trouble you with the details.  But you may believe me when I tell you that I shall bob up again.  What’s happened to me might have happened to anybody, and has happened to a pretty fair number of City swells.”

“You mean bankruptcy?”

“Well, yes, bankruptcy’s the word.  I’d much better go right through with it.  The chit thinks so, and I agree.”

“The chit?”

“Mimi.”

“Oh!  So you call her that, do you?”

“No, I never call her that.  But that’s how I think of her.  I call her Miss Winstock.  I’m glad you let me have her.  She’s been very useful, and she’s going to stick by me—­not that there’s any blooming sentimental nonsense about her!  Oh, no!  By the way, I know the mater and Sis think she’s a bit harum-scarum, and you do, too.  Nevertheless she was just as strong as Lady M. that I should stroll up and confess myself.  She said it was due to you.  Lady M. didn’t put it quite like that.”