Of village bards upon a slab of gold;
To that bad eminence, my friend, aspire,
And copy thou the Roll of Fame, entire.
Yet not to total shame those names devote,
But add in mercy this explaining note:
“These cheat because the law makes theft a crime,
And they obey all laws but laws of rhyme.”
A BEQUEST TO MUSIC.
“Let music flourish!” So he
said and died.
Hark! ere he’s gone
the minstrelsy begins:
The symphonies ascend, a swelling tide,
Melodious thunders fill the welkin wide—
The grand old lawyers, chinning
on their chins!
AUTHORITY.
“Authority, authority!” they
shout
Whose minds, not large enough to hold
a doubt,
Some chance opinion ever entertain,
By dogma billeted upon their brain.
“Ha!” they exclaim with choreatic
glee,
“Here’s Dabster if you won’t
give in to me—
Dabster, sir, Dabster, to whom all men
look
With reverence!” The fellow wrote
a book.
It matters not that many another wight
Has thought more deeply, could more wisely
write
On t’ other side—that
you yourself possess
Knowledge where Dabster did but faintly
guess.
God help you if ambitious to persuade
The fools who take opinion ready-made
And “recognize authorities.”
Be sure
No tittle of their folly they’ll
abjure
For all that you can say. But write
it down,
Publish and die and get a great renown—
Faith! how they’ll snap it up, misread,
misquote,
Swear that they had a hand in all you
wrote,
And ride your fame like monkeys on a goat!
THE PSORIAD.
The King of Scotland, years and years
ago,
Convened his courtiers in a gallant row
And thus addressed them:
“Gentle
sirs, from you
Abundant counsel I have had, and true:
What laws to make to serve the public
weal;
What laws of Nature’s making to
repeal;
What old religion is the only true one,
And what the greater merit of some new
one;
What friends of yours my favor have forgot;
Which of your enemies against me plot.
In harvests ample to augment my treasures,
Behold the fruits of your sagacious measures!
The punctual planets, to their periods
just,
Attest your wisdom and approve my trust.
Lo! the reward your shining virtues bring:
The grateful placemen bless their useful
king!
But while you quaff the nectar of my favor
I mean somewhat to modify its flavor
By just infusing a peculiar dash
Of tonic bitter in the calabash.
And should you, too abstemious, disdain
it,
Egad! I’ll hold your noses
till you drain it!