AN EPITAPH.
Here lies Greer Harrison, a well cracked
louse—
So small a tenant of so big a house!
He joyed in fighting with his eyes (his
fist
Prudently pendent from a peaceful wrist)
And loved to loll on the Parnassian mount,
His pen to suck and all his thumbs to
count,—
What poetry he’d written but for
lack
Of skill, when he had counted, to count
back!
Alas, no more he’ll climb the sacred
steep
To wake the lyre and put the world to
sleep!
To his rapt lip his soul no longer springs
And like a jaybird from a knot-hole sings.
No more the clubmen, pickled with his
wine,
Spread wide their ears and hiccough “That’s
divine!”
The genius of his purse no longer draws
The pleasing thunders of a paid applause.
All silent now, nor sound nor sense remains,
Though riddances of worms improve his
brains.
All his no talents to the earth revert,
And Fame concludes the record: “Dirt
to dirt!”
THE POLITICIAN.
“Let Glory’s sons manipulate
The tiller of the Ship of State.
Be mine the humble, useful toil
To work the tiller of the soil.”
AN INSCRIPTION
For a Proposed Monument in Washington
to Him who
Made it Beautiful.
Erected to “Boss” Shepherd
by the dear
Good folk he lived and moved
among in peace—
Guarded on either hand by
the police,
With soldiers in his front and in his
rear.
FROM VIRGINIA TO PARIS.
The polecat, sovereign of its native wood,
Dashes damnation upon bad and good;
The health of all the upas trees impairs
By exhalations deadlier than theirs;
Poisons the rattlesnake and warts the
toad—
The creeks go rotten and the rocks corrode!
She shakes o’er breathless hill
and shrinking dale
The horrid aspergillus of her tail!
From every saturated hair, till dry,
The spargent fragrances divergent fly,
Deafen the earth and scream along the
sky!
Removed to alien scenes, amid the strife
Of urban odors to ungladden life—
Where gas and sewers and dead dogs conspire
The flesh to torture and the soul to fire—
Where all the “well defined and
several stinks”
Known to mankind hold revel and high jinks—
Humbled in spirit, smitten with a sense
Of lost distinction, leveled eminence,
She suddenly resigns her baleful trust,
Nor ever lays again our mortal dust.
Her powers atrophied, her vigor sunk,
She lives deodorized, a sweeter skunk.
A “MUTE INGLORIOUS MILTON.”