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CALENDAR OF THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND.1
FAMILIAR LAW.1
DEATH.1
SCOTT AND COOPER.2
FRANCE.2
BALLET OF KENILWORTH, AT THE KING’S THEATRE.3
SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.4
THE GATHERER.9
FEMALE LEANDER.9
BIRTHDAY PRAYER.9
CURIOUS LETTER,10
EPITAPH11
LONGEVITY.11
LINES12
G.K.12
P.T.W.12

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CALENDAR OF THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND.

This volume professes to be “A Familiar Analysis of the Calendar of the Church of England,” by explaining and illustrating its Fasts and Festivals, &c., in the form of Question and Answer.  The reader will not look for novelty in such a work.  The editors of Time’s Telescope, Clavis Calendaria, the Every-day Book, &c., have been too long and too laboriously employed in illustrating every point of the year’s history, to lead us to expect any new attraction.  Indeed, the preface of the present work does not profess to furnish any such inducement, the editor resting his claim on the cheapness of his book in comparison with the Every-day Book.  This is rather an ungracious recommendation:  the “Analysis” consists of less than three hundred pages, and is sold for five or six shillings; but these three hundred pages only equal seventy-five pages of the Every-day Book, or less than five sheets, which the public know may be purchased for fifteen-pence.  One of the pretensions of the “Analysis” is its condensed form, but we suspect Mr. Valpy’s Epitomizing press would reduce the editor’s three hundred pages to seventy-five.  It is a thankless office to be obliged to speak thus of a book on which some pains have been bestowed.  Now, had it been printed within the compass of an eighteen-penny or two shilling catechism, the desired object would have been obtained; but, as it appears, in the type of a large church prayer-book, what may have been gained in arrangement, must be paid for in paper and print, so that no good purpose is ultimately effected.

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FAMILIAR LAW.

Parts 3 and 4 of the Familiar Law Adviser relate to Bills of Exchange and Promissory Notes—­and Benefit Societies and Savings’ Banks—­and will be found extremely useful to very different classes.  They have in them all the reforming spirit of the times, and must be of essential service everywhere, since cheap law is as desirable us any other species of economy.  Brevity, too, as recommended in these little books, should be the soul of law as it is of wit, for we all know that as the law lengthens so the cost strengthens.  Another advantage will be, that the sooner a man is set right, the more time will he have for increasing his good actions in this life.

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DEATH.

Oh God! what a difference throughout the whole of this various and teeming earth a single DEATH can effect!  Sky, sun, air, the eloquent waters, the inspiring mountain-tops, the murmuring and glossy wood, the very

  Glory in the grass, and splendour in the flower,

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do these hold over us an eternal spell?  Are they as a part and property of an unvarying course of nature?  Have they aught which is unfailing, steady—­same in its effect?  Alas! their attraction is the creature of an accident.  One gap, invisible to all but ourself in the crowd and turmoil of the world, and every thing is changed.  In a single hour, the whole process of thought, the whole ebb and flow of emotion, may be revulsed for the rest of an existence.  Nothing can ever seem to us as it did:  it is a blow upon the fine mechanism by which we think, and move, and have our being—­the pendulum vibrates aright no more—­the dial hath no account with time—­the process goes on, but it knows no symmetry or order;—­it was a single stroke that marred it, but the harmony is gone for ever!

And yet I often think that that shock which jarred on the mental, renders yet softer the moral nature.  A death that is connected with love unites us by a thousand remembrances to all who have mourned:  it builds a bridge between the young and the old; it gives them in common the most touching of human sympathies; it steals from nature its glory and its exhilaration—­not its tenderness.  And what, perhaps, is better than all, to mourn deeply for the death of another, loosens from ourself the petty desire for, and the animal adherence to, life.  We have gained the end of the philosopher, and view, without shrinking, the coffin and the pall.—­New Monthly Magazine.

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SCOTT AND COOPER.

An example of Mr. Cooper’s appreciation of his illustrious rival, Sir Walter Scott, occurred while he was sitting for the portrait that accompanied the New Monthly Magazine for last month.—­The artist, Madame Mirbel, requested of a distinguished statesman.—­“No,” said Cooper, “if I must look at any, it shall be at my master,” directing his glance a little higher, to a portrait of Sir Walter Scott.

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FRANCE.

France, “with all thy faults I love thee still!” No man should travel from his cradle to his grave without paying thee a visit by the way:  with a disposition prone to enjoyment, it lightens the journey amazingly.  The French are a kind people, and it must be his fault who cannot live happily with them.  Pity it is, possessing, as they do, whatever can contribute to the felicity of a people in a state of peace, that war should be indispensable in order to render their idea of happiness complete. La gloire and la guerre form the eternal burden of their song—­as if the chief business of life were to destroy life.  They would fight to-morrow with any nation on earth, for no better an object than the chance of achieving a victory.  Laugh at me, if you please, for uttering what you may consider a foolish opinion, but I look

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upon it as a serious misfortune to them that the two words Gloire and Victoire rhyme together:  they so constantly occur in that portion of their poetry which is the most popular, and the best calculated to excite them in a high degree—­their vaudeville songs—­that the two ideas they express have become identical in their minds; and he will deserve well of his country who shall discover the means of making glory rhyme to peace.—­Ibid.

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“HELP YOURSELF.”

The custom of HELPING ONESELF has its sanction in the remotest antiquity, and has been continued down to the present day in the highest places, and by those whom it especially behoves to set example to the world.  It was clearly never designed that man should regulate his conduct for the good of others, for the first lesson taught to the first of men, was to take care of himself; had it been intended that men should study the good of each other, a number would surely have been simultaneously created for the exercise of the principle, instead of one, who, being alone, was essentially selfish.  Adam was all the world to himself.  With the addition of Eve, human society commenced; and the fault of our first mother furnishes a grand and terrible example of the mischief of thinking of the benefit of another.  Satan suggested to her that Adam should partake of the fruit—­an idea, having in it the taint of benevolence, so generally mistaken—­whence sin and death came into the world.  Had Eve been strictly selfish, she would wisely have kept the apples to herself, and the evil would have been avoided.  Had Adam helped himself, he would have had no stomach for the helping of another—­and so, on his part, the evil temptation had been obviated.

The HELP YOURSELF principle has at no time been extinct in society, while it is seen to be a universal law of Nature.  The wolf helps himself to the lamb, and the lamb to the grass.  No animal assists another, excepting when in the relation of parent to young, when Nature could not dispense with the caprice of benevolence, which in this instance, be it observed, distresses the parties susceptible of the sentiment; for suckling creatures are always in poor condition.  Appropriation is the great business of the universe.  The institution of property is, on the other hand, artificial.—­Ibid.

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BALLET OF KENILWORTH, AT THE KING’S THEATRE.

There is a very curious and ingenious, though not original, exhibition in this ballet.  Among the festivities at Kenilworth Castle, in honour of the royal guests, a pantomimic “masque” of the gods and goddesses of Olympus is introduced.  The divinities, instead of appearing in genuine Grecian attire, present themselves in the mongrel costume visual on such occasions in the time of Queen Elizabeth. 

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This is droll enough, but more whimsical still is the style of their dancing.  This, too, is meant as an imitation of the limited choregraphic savoir faire of the age.  It is as if Mons. Deshayes had triumphantly intended to portray the first dawn of an art which he considers to have now reached the summit of perfection.  But who knows but the Monsieur Un tel of 1931 may, with equal boldness, parody the pirouettes of Monsieur Deshayes?  Even the music to this mythological interlude is borrowed from ancient scores; a happy thought, which deserves commendation.—­Ibid.

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SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.

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THE NEW MAGAZINE.

Mr. Campbell, the Poet, has seceded from the New Monthly Magazine, and commenced a magazine of his own—­The Metropolitan.  Without prejudice to the first-mentioned work, he has our best wishes for his new undertaking.  The New Monthly Magazine has, however, supplied the Mirror with brighter columns than any of its contemporaries, and we are mindful of the obligation, especially for that gay and lively description of writing which is really the patter of literature.  It will soon be seen whether Mr. Campbell and his forces succeed.  The Number before us is, for a first, excellent.  The Editor’s Paper on Ancient Geography, with which it opens, is worth the price of the whole magazine:  nay, it is worth more than many a modern quarto.  Other papers are attractive; and there is much of the spirit of the times throughout the Number.—­Poland, the Political Times, and the Lord Chancellor’s Levee—­are vividly written.  The last is a good specimen of the “keep moving” style of a Magazine.  We intend to quote largely from the

Memoirs of the Macaw of a Lady of Quality,

BY LADY MORGAN: 

I am a native of one of the most splendid regions of the earth, where nature dispenses all her bounties with a liberal hand; and where man and bird are released from half the penalties to which, in other climes, their flesh is heir.  I was born in one of those superb forests of fruit and flowers so peculiar to the Brazils, which stood at no great distance from an Indian village, and was not far removed from an European settlement.  This forest was impervious to human footsteps.  A nation of apes occupied the interior; and the dynasty of the Psittacus Severus, or Brazilian queen macaw, inhabited the upper regions.—­Several subject-states of green and yellow parrots constituted our colonial neighbours.  My family held the highest rank in the privileged classes of our oligarchy; for our pride would not admit of a king, and our selfishness (so I must call it) would allow of no rights.  We talked nevertheless in our legislative assemblies of our happy constitution, which by tacit agreement we understood to mean “happy for ourselves;”

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but the green and yellow parrots too plainly showed a strong disposition to put another interpretation on the phraseology.  My paternal nest was situated in the hollow of one of the most ancient and lofty trees in the forest.  It had once been rich in fruit and flowers, gums and odours, and all in the same season; and though it was now scathed at the top, hollow in the trunk, and was threatened with total ruin from the first hurricane, we still preferred it, because it was the oldest.  I owed all my early impressions, and much of my acquired superiority, to my great grandfather, who lived to an extreme old age, and attained a celebrity, of which we were ourselves at that time unaware.  He was the identical bird which was brought from Marignan to Prince Maurice, governor of the Brazils, and whose pertinent answers to many silly questions are recorded in the pages of the greatest of English philosophers.  My great grandfather was soon disgusted with the folly and cruelty of what is called civilized life; and having seen an Indian roasted alive for a false religion’s sake, he thought that some day they might take it into their heads to do as much by a macaw, for the same reason.  So he availed himself of an early opportunity of retiring without leave from the service, and returned to his native forest, where his genius and learning at once raised him to the highest honours of the Psittacan aristocracy.  Influenced by his example, I early felt the desire of visiting foreign countries.  My mother too (who, though fond and indulgent, like all the mothers of our race, was as vain and foolish as any that I have since met with in human society) worked powerfully on my ambition, by her constant endeavours to “push me up the tree,” as she called it, in her way.  I was already a first-rate orator, and a member of the great congress of macaws; while in our social re-unions I left all the young birds of fashion far behind me:  and as I not only articulated some human sounds picked up from the Indians, but could speak a few words of Portuguese and Dutch, learned by rote from my great grandfather, I was considered a genius of high order.  With the conceit, therefore, of all my noble family, I was prompted to go forth and visit other and better worlds, and to seek a sphere better adapted to the display of my presumed abilities, than that afforded by our domestic senate and home-spun society.  On one of those celestial nights, known only in the tropical regions, I set forth on my travels, directing my course to the Portuguese settlement, which the youthful vigour of my wing enabled me to reach by the break of morning.  Having refreshed myself with a breakfast of fruit, after the exhaustion of my nocturnal flight, I ascended a spacious palm tree, which afforded an admirable view of the adjacent country, and a desirable shelter from the ardours of the rising sun.  My first impulse was to take a bird’s-eye view of the novel scene which lay before me, and I gazed around for some minutes with intense delight;

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but fatigue gradually obtained the mastery over curiosity, and, putting my head unconsciously beneath my wing, I fell into a profound sleep.  How long this continued, I know not; but I was suddenly awakened by a strange muttering of unknown voices.  I looked, and beheld two creatures whose appearance greatly surprised me.  They had nothing of the noble form and aspect of our Indian neighbours.  One of them considerably resembled the preacher-monkey in countenance and deportment; his head was denuded of hair, and his person was covered by a black substance, which left no limb visible except his ancles and feet, which were very much like those of an ape.  The other had all the air of a gigantic parrot:  he had a hooked bill, a sharp look, a yellow head; and all the rest of his strange figure was party-coloured, blue, green, red, and black.  I classed him at once as a specimen of the Psittacus Ochropterus.  The ape and the parrot seemed to have taken shelter beneath the palm tree, like myself, for the purposes of shade and repose.  They had beside them a basket filled with dead game, fruit, and honey; and the parrot had a long instrument near him on the ground, which I afterwards learned was a fowling-piece.  They talked a strange jargon of different intonation, like that of the respective chatter of the grey and the green parrots.  Both seemed to complain, and, by the expression of their ugly and roguish faces, to interrogate each other.  As soon as they went away, I endeavoured to mutter to myself the sounds they had uttered, but could retain only two phrases.  The one had been spoken by the ape, and ran thus—­“Shure it was for my sweet sowl’s sake, jewel;” the other was—­“Eh, sirs, it was aw’ for the love of the siller.”  I was extremely amused by my acquisition; and, being convinced that I was now qualified to present myself at the settlement, was about to descend from my altitude, when the two strangers returned:  they had come back for the gun, which they had left behind them.  As they picked it up, it went off, and I was startled into one of my loudest screams.  The strangers looked at me with great delight, he whom I likened to the parrot exclaiming—­“Weel, mon, what brought you here?” I answered in his own words, for want of better—­“Eh, sirs, it was aw’ for the love of the siller.”  He dropped his piece, and fled in consternation, calling lustily—­“Its auld clooty himsen, mon, its auld Horny, I tell ye; come awa, come awa.”  His friend, who seemed more acquainted with our species, encouraged him to return; and offering me some fruit from his basket, said—­“Why, Poll, you cratur, what brought you so far from home?” I endeavoured to imitate his peculiar tone, and replied—­“Why thin it was for my sweet sowl’s sake, jewel.”—­“Why then,” said my interlocutor, coolly (for I never forgot his words) “that bird bates cockfighting.”  They now both endeavoured to catch me.  It was all I wanted, and I perched on the preaching-monkey’s wrist, while he took up the basket in his left hand,

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and in this easy and commodious style of travelling, we proceeded.  On approaching the settlement, a fierce dispute arose between the friends; of which, by each tearing me from the other, I was evidently the object; and I am quite sure that I should have been torn to pieces between them, but for the timely approach of a person who issued from a lofty and handsome edifice on the road side, attended by a train of preacher-monkeys, of which he was the chief.  He was quite a superior looking being to either of my first acquaintance, who cowered and shrunk beneath his eagle look.  They seemed humbly to lay their cases before him; when, after looking contemptuously on both, he took me to himself, caressed me, and giving me to an attendant, said—­“This bird belongs to neither, it is the property of mother church:”  and the property of mother church I remained for some years.  Of my two friends of the palm-tree, one, the preacher-monkey, turned out to be a poor Irish lay brother, of the convent of which my new master (an Irishman too) was the superior.  My yellow parrot was a Scotch adventurer, who came out to give lectures on poleetical economy to the Brazilians:  and who, finding that they had no taste for moral science, had become a servant of all-work to the brotherhood.  My dwelling was a missionary house of the Propaganda, established for the purpose of converting (i.e. burning) the poor Indians.  The Superior, Father Flynn, had recently arrived from Lisbon with unlimited powers.  He was clever, eloquent, witty, and humorous; but panting for a bishopric in his native country, he was principally employed in theological writings, which might bring him into notice and hasten his recall to Europe.

Next to the servant’s hall of a great English family, the first place in the world for completing the education of a macaw of genius, is a convent.  Its idleness and ennui render a monkey, or a parrot, a valuable resource; and between what I picked up, and what I was taught by the monks of the Propaganda, my acquirements soon became stupendous.  Always following my kind master from the refectory to the church, assisting at mess or at mass, being near him in the seclusion of the oratory, and in the festivities, he frequently held with his more confidential friends; I had loaded my astonishing memory with scraps of theology and of fun.  I could sing a French drinking song, taught me by the sub-prior Frere Jacques, and intonate a “Gloria in Excelsis” with a true nasal twang.  I had actually learned the Creed in English;[3] and could call all the brothers by their name.  I had even learned the Savoyard’s dance from my friend Frere Jacques, and sung “Gai Coco” at the same time, like Scaliger’s parrot, from whose history Frere Jacques took the idea of teaching me.  I did this, it must be acknowledged, with great awkwardness, turning in my toes, and often tumbling backwards in a clumsy and ludicrous way.  But this amused my religious friends more than all the

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rest; for, like the great, they loved a ridicule as well as a talent; and, provided they were amused, were not nice as to the means.  My fame soon began to spread on all sides, and the anecdotes told of the macaw of the Propaganda soon reached the circles of the Governor of the Brazils, who wrote to request the pleasure of my company for a few weeks at the palace.  This was a compliment which he had never paid to the learned superior of the order, and my master was evidently hurt.  He declined therefore the invitation for me, on the plea that he would soon visit Rio Janeiro himself, when I should accompany him into the vice-regal presence.

This visit shortly took place, not for the object supposed by the community, (who parted with me, even for a short time, with great regret,) but for another purpose.  The British ambassador, Lord ——­, who had recently arrived at Rio, was a countryman of Father Flynn’s.  He enjoyed eminent literary celebrity, was a delightful poet, and well acquainted with the Portuguese language.  The superior had no doubt that his own literary and theological merits were equally known to his excellency, whom he visited with a view to negotiating a passage in the British man of war; for he had been called on a secret mission to Ireland, and wished to depart without notifying his intention to the subaltern of the Propaganda.  I was not included in the muster-roll of this expedition; but anxious to lose no opportunity of seeing the world, and desirous of beholding the Governor, who had shown his taste and politeness by inviting me to his court, I contrived to nestle myself in the carriage without the superior’s knowledge, and followed his steps to the very ante-room of the embassy.  It was too late to send me back; for I was instantly seized by a company of pretty young animals, the very reverse in appearance of the preacher-monkeys of the Propaganda; they all seemed to find in me a kindred soul:  my master was ushered into the cabinet, and I was left with my new acquaintance, who were called “attaches,” but whom I at once classed with the secretary-birds,[4] while here and there, I thought, was mingled among them a specimen of the booby, or Pelicanus Sula.  Two of these mischievous creatures seemed to delight in tormenting me from mere idleness and ennui, which I bore for some time with great patience, as I saw the boobies pay them much respect.  One was called Lord Charles, and the other the Hon. Mr. Henry.  I learned these names with facility, and contrived to repeat them, as they had been taught me, by the frequent iteration of one of the boobies.

    [3] “Rhodoginus mentions a parrot which could recite correctly the
        whole of the Apostle’s Creed.”—­Animal Biography, by the Rev.
        W. Bingley.

    [4] “The Dutch,” says Le Vaillant, “give this bird the name of
        Secretary, on account of the bunch of quills behind its
        head.”—­Bingley, Animal Biography.

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(To be continued.)

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THE GATHERER.

  A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. 
  SHAKSPEARE.

* * * * *

PRISONS.

We had formerly in the Tower of London, a straight room or dungeon, called, from the misery the unhappy occupiers of this very confined place endured, the Little-Ease.  But this will appear a luxurious habitation, when compared with the inventions of Louis XI. of France, with his iron cages, in which persons of rank lay for whole years; or his oubliettes, dungeons made in the form of reversed cones, with concealed trap-doors, down which dropped the unhappy victims of the tyrant, brought there by Tristam L’Hermite, his companion and executioner in ordinary; sometimes their sides were plain, sometimes set with knives, or sharp-edged wheels; but in either cases they were complete oubliettes; the devoted were certain to fall into the land where all things are forgotten.—­(Pennant’s London.)

When the Bastille of France was demolished, three iron cages were discovered, they were made of strong bars of iron, about eight feet high and six feet wide, and such have been used in other prisons in that country.  The Bishop of Verdun, according to Mezeray, was the inventer, and was himself the first man confined in them, and remained a prisoner thus for eleven years, so that he could speak practically as to his own invention.

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FEMALE LEANDER.

The Duchess of Chevereux, who was for the first time at the court of England, in 1638, swam across the Thames, in a frolic, near Windsor.  On this occasion some verses were composed by a Sir J. M. containing these lines:—­

  But her chaste breast, cold as the cloyster’d nun,
  Whose frost to chrystal might congeal the sun,
  So glar’d the stream, that pilots, there afloat,
  Thought they might safely land without a boat;
  July had seen the Thames in ice involv’d,
  Had it not been by her own beams dissolv’d.

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BIRTHDAY PRAYER.

The observance of a birthday by prayer is not altogether incurious in these days of license; and the following specimen, quoted from the Diary of that truly good man, JOHN EVELYN, may be entertained as the genuine effusion of piety, unmixed with any alloy of fanaticism, or religious enthusiasm:—­

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Oct. 31, 1689.—­My birthday, being now 69 years old.  Blessed Father who hast prolonged my years to this great age, and given me to see so great and wonderful revolutions, and preserved me amidst them to this moment, accept, I beseech thee, the continuance of my prayers and thankful acknowledgements, and grant me grace to be working out my salvation and redeeming the time, that thou mayest be glorified by me here, and my soul immortal saved, whenever thou shalt call for it to perpetuate thy praises to all eternity, in that heavenly kingdom where there are no more changes or vicissitudes, but rest and peace, and joy and consummate felicity for ever.  Grant this, O Heavenly Father, for the sake of Jesus thine only Son and our Saviour.  Amen.

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CURIOUS LETTER,

From a country squire, in the 18th century, to a gentleman in London, who had written to him concerning the character of a Servant.

“Sir—­Yours I receiv’d the 24th of this present instant, June, and, at your request, will give you an impartial account of my man, John Gray’s character.  He is a shoemaker, or cordwainer, which you please to call it, by trade, and now in our town; he is following the carding business for every one that wants him; he served his time at a town called Binstock, in Northamptonshire; and from thence the Great Addington journeyman, to this occupation, as before mentioned, and used to come to my house, and found, by riding my horses to water, that he rode a horse pretty well; which was not at all mistaken, for he rides a horse well:  and he looks after a kennel of hounds very well, and finds a hare very well:  he hath no judgement in hunting a pack of hounds now, though he rides well, he don’t with discretion, for he don’t know how to make the most of a horse; but a very harey-starey fellow:  will ride over a church if in his way, though he may prevent a leap by having a gap within ten yards of him; and if you are not in the field with himself, when you are hunting to tutor him about riding, he will kill all the horses you have in the stable in one month, for he hath killed downright, and lamed so that they will never be fit for use, no more than five horses since he has hunted my hounds, which is two years and upwards; he can talk no dog language to a hound; he hath no voice; speaks to a hound such as if his head were in a churn; nor neither does he know how to draw a hound when they are at a loss, no more than a child of seven years old.  As to his honesty, I always found him honest till about a week ago.  I sent my servant that I have now to fetch some sheep’s feet from Mr. Stranjan, of Higham Ferrers, where Gray used to go for feet, and I always send my money by the man that brings the feet; and Stranjan told my man that I have now that I owed him money for feet; and when the man came home he told me, and I went to Stranjan, and then

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I found the truth of the matter.  Gray had kept the money in his hands, and had never paid Stranjan:  he had along with me once for a letter, in order for his character, to give him one, but I told him I could not give him a good one, so I would not write at all.  Gray is a very great drunkard, can’t keep a penny in his pocket:  a sad notorious lyar.  If you send him upon a mile or two from Uphingham, he will get drunk, stay all day, and never come home while the middle of the night, or such time as he knows his master is in bed.  He can nor will not keep any secret; neither has he so much wit as other people, for the fellow is half a fool, for if you would have business done with expedition, if he once gets out of the town, or sight of you, shall see him no more, while the next morning he serves me so and so:  you must expect the same if you hire him.  I use you just as I would be used myself; it I desired a character of you of a servant, that I had design’d to hire of yours, as to let you know the truth of every thing about him.

“I am, sir, your most humble servant to command.

Great Addington, June 28, 1734.

“P.S.  He takes good care of his horses, with good looking after as to the dressing of them; but if you don’t take care, he will fill the manger full of corn, so that he will clog the horses, and ruin the whole stable of horses.”

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EPITAPH

Upon two religious disputants who are interred within a few paces of each other.

  Suspended here, a contest see,
  Of two whose creeds cou’d ne’er agree,
  For whether they would preach or pray,
  They’d do it in a different way;
  And they wou’d fain our fate deny’d,
  In quite a different manner dy’d! 
  Yet think not that their rancour’s o’er,
  No! for ’tis ten to one, and more,
  Tho’ quiet now as either lies,
  But they’ve a wrangle when they rise.

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LONGEVITY.

In St. Michael’s churchyard, at Litchfield, an ancient tombstone was lately discovered, which had been buried in the earth a great number of years.  Upon it are deeply cut the following inscriptions:—­

      Here lyes the Body
      of William Clarke,
    who was Clarke of this
  Church 51 years, and buried
   March 25th, 1525, aged 96.

      Here lyes the Body
      of William Clarke,
   Clarke of this Church 71
  years, who died Septem. 26,
      1562, and aged 86.

The father lived in the reigns of six different kings, viz.  Henry the Sixth, Edwards the Fourth and Fifth, Richard the Third, and Henry the Seventh and Eighth.  The son in seven reigns, viz. from Edward the Fourth to Mary the First.

Morning Chronicle, October 8, 1822.

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LINES

Written by a ragged Irishman, a passenger on board a vessel with the Archbishop of Tuam.

  If each man had his suum,
  You would not have Tuam,
  But I should get meum,
  And sing a Te Deum.

G.K.

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MAY.

The following verses were composed by John Barbour, a poet and divine, who was born at Aberdeen in 1330.  They afford a specimen of the poetry in his time:—­

  “This was in midst of month of May,
  When birdis sing on ilka spray,
  Melland[5] their notes, with seemly soun,
  For softness of the sweet seasoun.

  “And leavis of the branchis spreeds,
  And blomis bright, beside them, breeds
  And Fieldis strawed are with flow’rs
  Well savouring of seir[6] colours;
  And all things wor this, blyth, and gay.”

P.T.W.

    [5] Mingling.

    [6] Their.

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POPULAR SCIENCE.

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