Vandemark's Folly eBook

John Herbert Quick
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 471 pages of information about Vandemark's Folly.

Vandemark's Folly eBook

John Herbert Quick
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 471 pages of information about Vandemark's Folly.

I wondered if he meant me.  I hardly believed that he could; for all the while he had made a great to-do about protecting my interests; and I now remembered that he had taken an oath to do so.  But he kept sneering at me all the evening, and just as I was leaving to go to bed, he called the crowd up to drink with him.

“This is on the estate,” he hiccoughed—­for he was very drunk by this time—­“and I’ll give you a toast.”

They all lined up, slapping him on the back; and as I stood in the door, they all lifted their glasses, and Jackway gave them what he called his “toast,” which ran as follows: 

     “Sold again
     And got the tin,
     And sucked another Dutchman in!”

He paid out of a fat pocketbook, staggering, and pointing at me and looking like a tipsy imp of some sort; and finally he started over toward me, saying, “Hey, Dutchman!  Wait a minute an’ I’ll tell you how you got sucked in!”

I grew suddenly very angry; and slammed the door in his face to prevent myself from doing him harm.  I had not yet seen why I ought to do him harm; and along the road to Iowa, I was all the time wondering why I got madder and madder at Jackway; and that rhyme kept running through my mind, oftener and oftener, as I drew nearer and nearer my journey’s end: 

     “Sold again
     And got the tin,
     And sucked another Dutchman in!”

It was in the latter part of March.  There were snowdrifts in places along the road, and when I reached a place about where Mt.  Horeb now is, I had to stop and lie up for three days for a snow-storm.  I was ahead of the stream of immigrants that poured over that road in the spring of 1855 in a steady tide.

As I made my start from Madison I saw Rucker and Alice standing at the door of the tavern seemingly making sure that I was really getting out of town.  He dodged back into the house when I glanced at them; but she walked out into the street and stopped me, as bold as brass.

“I’m waiting,” said she.  “Where shall I ride?” And she put one foot on the hub and stepped up with the other into the wagon box.

“I’m just pulling out for Iowa,” I said, my face as red as her hair, I suppose.

We’re just pulling out,” said she.

“I’ve got to move on,” said I; “be careful or you’ll get your dress muddy on the wheel.”

She couldn’t have expected me to take her, of course; but I thought she looked kind of hurt.  There seemed to be something like tears in her eyes as she put her arms around my neck.

“Kiss your little step-sister good-by,” she said.  “She’s been a better friend of yours than you’ll ever know—­you big, nice, blundering greenhorn!”

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