Chapter 2.XXVII.—How Pantagruel set up
one trophy in memorial of their valour, and Panurge
another in remembrance of the hares. How Pantagruel
likewise with his farts begat little men, and with
his fisgs little women; and how Panurge broke a great
staff over two glasses
Chapter 2.XXVIII.—How Pantagruel got the
victory very strangely over the Dipsodes and the Giants
Chapter 2.XXIX.—How Pantagruel discomfited
the three hundred giants armed with free-stone, and
Loupgarou their captain
Chapter 2.XXX.—How Epistemon, who had his
head cut off, was finely healed by Panurge, and of
the news which he brought from the devils, and of the
damned people in hell
Chapter 2.XXXI.—How Pantagruel entered
into the city of the Amaurots, and how Panurge married
King Anarchus to an old lantern-carrying hag, and made
him a crier of green sauce
Chapter 2.XXXII.—How Pantagruel with his
tongue covered a whole army, and what the author saw
in his mouth
Chapter 2.XXXIII.—How Pantagruel became
sick, and the manner how he was recovered
Chapter 2.XXXIV.—The conclusion of this
present book, and the excuse of the author
Francois Rabelais to the Soul of the Deceased Queen
of Navarre
The Author’s Prologue
Chapter 3.I.—How Pantagruel transported
a colony of Utopians into Dipsody
Chapter 3.II.—How Panurge was made Laird
of Salmigondin in Dipsody, and did waste his revenue
before it came in
Chapter 3.III.—How Panurge praiseth the
debtors and borrowers
Chapter 3.IV.—Panurge continueth his discourse
in the praise of borrowers and lenders
Chapter 3.V.—How Pantagruel altogether
abhorreth the debtors and borrowers
Chapter 3.VI.—Why new married men were
privileged from going to the wars
Chapter 3.VII.—How Panurge had a flea in
his ear, and forbore to wear any longer his magnificent
codpiece
Chapter 3.VIII.—Why the codpiece is held
to be the chief piece of armour amongst warriors
Chapter 3.IX.—How Panurge asketh counsel
of Pantagruel whether he should marry, yea, or no
Chapter 3.X.—How Pantagruel representeth
unto Panurge the difficulty of giving advice in the
matter of marriage; and to that purpose mentioneth
somewhat of the Homeric and Virgilian lotteries
Chapter 3.XI.—How Pantagruel showeth the
trial of one’s fortune by the throwing of dice
to be unlawful
Chapter 3.XII.—How Pantagruel doth explore
by the Virgilian lottery what fortune Panurge shall
have in his marriage
Chapter 3.XIII.—How Pantagruel adviseth
Panurge to try the future good or bad luck of his
marriage by dreams
Chapter 3.XIV.—Panurge’s dream, with
the interpretation thereof
Chapter 3.XV.—Panurge’s excuse and
exposition of the monastic mystery concerning powdered
beef