The Servant in the House eBook

Charles Rann Kennedy
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 90 pages of information about The Servant in the House.

The Servant in the House eBook

Charles Rann Kennedy
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 90 pages of information about The Servant in the House.

MANSON.  With my assistance, you can!

VICAR.  Manson, how can we bring it about?

AUNTIE, I daren’t!  I daren’t!

VICAR.  I dare!  I will!

AUNTIE.  In God’s name, how is it possible?

MANSON. Make me the lord and master of this house for one little hour!

VICAR.  By Heaven, yes!

MANSON.  And you?  You? . . .

[She falters a few moments:  then, utterly broken down, she whispers, feebly.]

AUNTIE.  Yes.

MANSON.  Then first TO CLEANSE IT OF ITS ABOMINATIONS!

[The BISHOP enters from the drawing-room.  He carries a letter in his hand.]

BISHOP.  Well, here is the letter I have written to the secretary of our Society:  I have explained everything quite nicely; and have warned him, of course, against doing anything definite in the matter until we have consulted your dear brother.  Now . . .  Eh, what?  Oh! . . .

[MANSON has tapped his ear, peremptorily:  he fixes his ear-trumpet.]

MANSON.  I bear you a message from the master of this house.  Leave it.

BISHOP.   Really, I . . . . . . .   Most extraordinary!   Hm!

[He blows down the ear-trumpet, and afterwards wipes it very carefully with his handkerchief.  MANSON stands, as though carven in marble, waiting for him to fix it again.]

Now:  again, please.

MANSON.  You are no longer necessary.  Leave this house.

BISHOP.  You scoundrel!  You impudent scoundrel!  You . . . 
You . . .

Give me back my five-pound note!

MANSON [pointing to the fire].  It is invested for you.

BISHOP.  I will have it back at once!

MANSON.  Hereafter, was the arrangement.

BISHOP.  Mr. Smythe!  Where are you?  Do you hear what this blackguard says?

VICAR.  I endorse it, every word.

BISHOP.  Martha! . . .

[She turns away from him as from some horror of sin.  The BISHOP stands dumfounded for a moment or two:  then he boils over.]

Now I see it all!  I’ve been trapped, I’ve been tricked!  Martha, this is all your doing!  Brought me here on a trumped-up story of relationship with the Bishop of Benares, to insult me!  Oh, what would that godly man say if he heard of it!—­And he shall hear of it, believe me!  Your infamy shall be spread abroad!  So this is your revenge, sir—­[he turns to the VICAR]—­your revenge for the contumely with which I have very properly treated you, sir!  Now I understand why I was made to sit down and eat sausages with a butler—­yes, sir, with a butler and a common working-man!  Oh!  I could die with shame!  You have bereft me of all words!  You . . .  You . . .  You are no scholar, sir!  And your Greek is contemptible! . . .

[He crosses to AUNTIE.] Martha!  You are no sister of mine henceforward! [Going, he returns to her.] Anathema maranatha!

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