New Irish Comedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 125 pages of information about New Irish Comedies.

New Irish Comedies eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 125 pages of information about New Irish Comedies.

Damer: It is not full!  It is not!  Whisper now.  It is many a time I thought it to be full, full at last, full at last!

Simon: And it wasn’t after?

Damer: To take it and to shake it I do.  It is often I gave myself a promise the time there will be no sound from it, I will give in to nourish myself, I will rise out of misery.  But every time I will try it, I will hear a little clatter that tells me there is some space left; some small little hole or gap.

Simon: What signifies that when you have so much in it?

Damer: Weightier it gets and weightier, but there will always be that little sound.  I thought to stop it one time, putting in a fistful of hayseed; but I felt in my heart that was not dealing fair and honest with myself, and I rose up and shook it out again, rising up from my bed in the night time.  I near got my death with the cold and the draught fell on me doing that.

Simon: It is best for me be going on where I might find my bed,

Damer: Hearken now.  I am old and the long road behind me.  You are young and in your strength.  It is you is rich, it is I myself that is poor.  You know well, you to get the offer, you would not change your lot with my own.

Simon: I suppose I might not.  I’d as lief keep my countenance and my run.

Darner: Isn’t it a great pity there to be that hollow within in my gallon, and the little coin that would likely just fill it up, to be going out of the house?

Simon: Is it that you are asking it of me?

Damer: You might never find so good a way to open Heaven to yourself with a charity.  To be bringing peace to an old man that has not long to live in the world!  You wouldn’t think now how quiet I would sleep, and the good dreams would be going through me, and that gallon jar to be full and to make no sound the time I would roll it on the floor.  That would be a great deed for one little pound piece to do!

Simon: I’ll toss you for it.

Damer: I would not dare put anything at all upon a chance.

Simon: Leave it alone so. (Turns away.)

Damer:  (Seizing him.) It would make such a good appearance in the little gap!

Simon: Head or harp?

Damer: No, I’m in dread I might lose.

Simon: Take your chance or leave it.

Damer: I to lose, you may kill me on the moment!  My heart is driven down in the sole of my shoe!

Simon: That is poor courage.

Damer: There is some shiver forewarning me I will lose!  I made a strong oath I never would give in again to try any sort of chance.

Simon: You didn’t make it but with yourself.

Damer: It was through my luck leaving me I swore against betting and gaming.

Simon: It might turn back fresh and hearty where you gave it so long a rest.

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