which interests Mr. Gladstone opens the floodgates and submerges a province.  But the torrent does not wait for the invitation.  If not invited it comes of its own accord; headlong, overwhelming, sweeping all before it, and gathering fresh force from every obstacle which it encounters on its course.  Such is Mr. Gladstone’s table-talk.  For conversation, strictly so called, he has no turn.  He asks questions when he wants information, and answers them copiously when asked by others.  But of give-and-take, of meeting you half-way, of paying you back in your own conversational coin, he has little notion.  He discourses, he lectures, he harangues.  But if a subject is started which does not interest him it falls flat.  He makes no attempt to return the ball.  Although, when he is amused, his amusement is intense and long sustained, his sense of humour is highly capricious.  It is impossible for even his most intimate friends to guess beforehand what will amuse him and what will not; and he has a most disconcerting habit of taking a comic story in grim earnest, and arguing some farcical fantasy as if it was a serious proposition of law or logic.  Nothing funnier can be imagined than the discomfiture of a story-teller who has fondly thought to tickle the great man’s fancy by an anecdote which depends for its point upon some trait of baseness, cynicism, or sharp practice.  He finds his tale received in dead silence, looks up wonderingly for an explanation, and finds that what was intended to amuse has only disgusted.  Mr. Browning once told Mr. Gladstone a highly characteristic story of Disraelitish duplicity, and for all reply heard a voice choked with indignation:—­“Do you call that amusing, Browning? I call it devilish."[18]

FOOTNOTES: 

[17] This was written before the 19th of May, 1898, on which day “the world lost its greatest citizen;” but it has not been thought necessary, here or elsewhere, to change the present into the past tense.

[18] I give this story as I received it from Mr. Browning.

XV.

CONVERSATION—­continued.

More than thirty years have passed since the festive evening described by Sir George Trevelyan in The Ladies in Parliament:—­

    “When, over the port of the innermost bin,
     The circle of diners was laughing with Phinn;
     When Brookfield had hit on his happiest vein. 
     And Harcourt was capping the jokes of Delane.”

The sole survivor of that brilliant group now[19] leads the Opposition; but at the time when the lines were written he had not yet entered the House of Commons.  As a youth of twenty-five he had astonished the political world by his anonymous letters on The Morality of Public Men, in which he denounced, in the style of Junius, the Protectionist revival of 1852.  He had fought a plucky but unsuccessful fight at Kirkcaldy; was making his five thousand a year at the Parliamentary Bar; had taught the world international law over the signature of “Historicus,” and was already, what he is still, one of the most conspicuous and interesting figures in the society of London.  Of Sir William Harcourt’s political alliances this is not the place nor am I the person to treat: