Babbit eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 465 pages of information about Babbit.

“Oh, excuse me!  Oh, of course.  You mean here in Zenith.”

“Yep.”  With the briskness of one whose feelings have been hurt.

“Oh, sure.  I’ve read your ads.  They’re swell.”

“Um, well—­You might have read about my speeches.”

“Course I have!  I don’t get much time to read but—­I guess you think I’m an awfully silly little nit!”

“I think you’re a little darling!”

“Well—­There’s one nice thing about this job.  It gives a girl a chance to meet some awfully nice gentlemen and improve her mind with conversation, and you get so you can read a guy’s character at the first glance.”

“Look here, Ida; please don’t think I’m getting fresh—­” He was hotly reflecting that it would be humiliating to be rejected by this child, and dangerous to be accepted.  If he took her to dinner, if he were seen by censorious friends—­But he went on ardently:  “Don’t think I’m getting fresh if I suggest it would be nice for us to go out and have a little dinner together some evening.”

“I don’t know as I ought to but—­My gentleman-friend’s always wanting to take me out.  But maybe I could to-night.”


There was no reason, he assured himself, why he shouldn’t have a quiet dinner with a poor girl who would benefit by association with an educated and mature person like himself.  But, lest some one see them and not understand, he would take her to Biddlemeier’s Inn, on the outskirts of the city.  They would have a pleasant drive, this hot lonely evening, and he might hold her hand—­no, he wouldn’t even do that.  Ida was complaisant; her bare shoulders showed it only too clearly; but he’d be hanged if he’d make love to her merely because she expected it.

Then his car broke down; something had happened to the ignition.  And he had to have the car this evening!  Furiously he tested the spark-plugs, stared at the commutator.  His angriest glower did not seem to stir the sulky car, and in disgrace it was hauled off to a garage.  With a renewed thrill he thought of a taxicab.  There was something at once wealthy and interestingly wicked about a taxicab.

But when he met her, on a corner two blocks from the Hotel Thornleigh, she said, “A taxi?  Why, I thought you owned a car!”

“I do.  Of course I do!  But it’s out of commission to-night.”

“Oh,” she remarked, as one who had heard that tale before.

All the way out to Biddlemeier’s Inn he tried to talk as an old friend, but he could not pierce the wall of her words.  With interminable indignation she narrated her retorts to “that fresh head-barber” and the drastic things she would do to him if he persisted in saying that she was “better at gassing than at hoof-paring.”

At Biddlemeier’s Inn they were unable to get anything to drink.  The head-waiter refused to understand who George F. Babbitt was.  They sat steaming before a vast mixed grill, and made conversation about baseball.  When he tried to hold Ida’s hand she said with bright friendliness, “Careful!  That fresh waiter is rubbering.”  But they came out into a treacherous summer night, the air lazy and a little moon above transfigured maples.

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