Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 15, 1917 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 51 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 15, 1917.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 15, 1917 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 51 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 15, 1917.

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The sum of sixty pounds has been taken from the Ransom Lane Post Office, Hull, and burglars are reminded that withdrawals of money from the Post Office cannot in future be allowed unless application is first made on the prescribed form.

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Baron Sonnino, the Italian Minister for Foreign Affairs, was accorded a truly British welcome on his arrival in this country.  It rained all day.

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It appears from a weekly paper that the Kaiser is fond of nice quiet amusement.  If this is so we cannot understand his refusal to have a Reichstag run on lines similar to the British Parliament.

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Sir Edward CARSON’S physical recreations, says The Daily Mail, are officially stated to be riding, golf and cycling.  Unofficially, we believe, he has occasionally done some drilling.

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At a recent pacifist meeting in Bristol Councillor Thompson declared that he was with Mr. Lloyd George in the South African War, but was against him in the present campaign.  The authorities are doing their best to keep the news from the Premier.

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A man at Tottenham has been fined five pounds for feeding a horse with bread.  We understand that action was taken on the initiative of the R.S.P.C.A.

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The German Government is doing everything possible to curry favour with its people.  It has now commandeered all stocks of soap.

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A Bermondsey house of amusement has organised a competition, in which the competitors have to eat a pudding with their hands tied.  This of course is a great improvement on the modern and more difficult game of trying to eat a lump of sugar in a restaurant with full use of the hands, and even legs.

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An official notice in the British Museum Library states that readers will incur little risk during air raids, “except from a bomb that bursts in the room.”  It is the ability to think out things like this which raises the official mind so high above the ordinary.

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The German Government, says the Gazette de Lausanne, is establishing a regular business base in Berne.  We have no illusions as to the base business that will be conducted from it.

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“When a German travels round the world,” said Dr. Michaelis in a lecture delivered twenty-five years ago, “he cannot help being terribly envious of England.”  Funnily enough he is as envious as ever, even though the opportunities for travel are no longer available.

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When the Folkestone raid syren goes off, a man told the Dover Council, it blows your hat off.  On the other hand if it doesn’t go off you may not have anywhere to wear a hat, so what are you to do?

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Willesden allotment-holders are complaining of a shortage of male blooms on their vegetable-marrow plants.  This is the first intimation we have had of the calling-up of this class.

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