The Spectator, Volume 2. eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,123 pages of information about The Spectator, Volume 2..

The Spectator, Volume 2. eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,123 pages of information about The Spectator, Volume 2..
I lent
  Out of my Side to thee, nearest my Heart,
  Substantial Life, to have thee by my side
  Henceforth an individual Solace dear. 
  Part of my Soul I seek thee, and thee claim
  My other half!—–­With that thy gentle hand
  Seized mine, I yielded, and from that time see
  How Beauty is excell’d by manly Grace,
  And Wisdom, which alone is truly fair. 
  So spake our general Mother,—­

X.

* * * * *

No. 326.  Friday, March 14, 1712.  Steele.

  Inclusam Danaen turris ahenea
  Robustaeque fores, et vigilum canum
  Tristes exubiae, munierant satis
  Nocturnis ab adulteris;
  Si non—­

  Hor.

  Mr. SPECTATOR,

Your Correspondents Letter relating to Fortune-Hunters, and your subsequent Discourse upon it, have given me Encouragement to send you a State of my Case, by which you will see, that the Matter complained of is a common Grievance both to City and Country.
I am a Country Gentleman of between five and six thousand a Year.  It is my Misfortune to have a very fine Park and an only Daughter; upon which account I have been so plagu’d with Deer-Stealers and Fops, that for these four Years past I have scarce enjoy’d a Moments Rest.  I look upon my self to be in a State of War, and am forc’d to keep as constant watch in my Seat, as a Governour would do that commanded a Town on the Frontier of an Enemy’s Country.  I have indeed pretty well secur’d my Park, having for this purpose provided my self of four Keepers, who are Left-handed, and handle a Quarter-Staff beyond any other Fellow in the Country.  And for the Guard of my House, besides a Band of Pensioner-Matrons and an old Maiden Relation, whom I keep on constant Duty, I have Blunderbusses always charged, and Fox-Gins planted in private Places about my Garden, of which I have given frequent Notice in the Neighbourhood; yet so it is, that in spite of all my Care, I shall every now and then have a saucy Rascal ride by reconnoitring (as I think you call it) under my Windows, as sprucely drest as if he were going to a Ball.  I am aware of this way of attacking a Mistress on Horseback, having heard that it is a common Practice in Spain; and have therefore taken care to remove my Daughter from the Road-side of the House, and to lodge her next the Garden.  But to cut short my Story; what can a Man do after all?  I durst not stand for Member of Parliament last Election, for fear of some ill Consequence from my being off of my Post.  What I would therefore desire of you, is, to promote a Project I have set on foot; and upon which I have writ to some of my Friends; and that is, that care may be taken to secure our Daughters by Law, as well as our Deer; and that some honest Gentleman of a publick Spirit, would move for Leave to bring in a Bill For the better preserving of the Female Game.  I am, SIR, Your humble Servant.

  Mile-End-Green, March 6, 1711-12.

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