`Never mind!’ said the King, with an air of
great relief. `Call the next witness.’
And he added in an undertone to the Queen, `Really,
my dear, you must cross-examine the next witness.
It quite makes my forehead ache!’
Alice watched the White Rabbit as he fumbled over
the list, feeling very curious to see what the next
witness would be like, `—for they haven’t
got much evidence yet,’ she said to herself.
Imagine her surprise, when the White Rabbit read out,
at the top of his shrill little voice, the name `Alice!’
Alice’s
Evidence
`Here!’ cried Alice, quite forgetting in the
flurry of the moment how large she had grown in the
last few minutes, and she jumped up in such a hurry
that she tipped over the jury-box with the edge of
her skirt, upsetting all the jurymen on to the heads
of the crowd below, and there they lay sprawling about,
reminding her very much of a globe of goldfish she
had accidentally upset the week before.
`Oh, I beg your pardon!’ she exclaimed
in a tone of great dismay, and began picking them
up again as quickly as she could, for the accident
of the goldfish kept running in her head, and she
had a vague sort of idea that they must be collected
at once and put back into the jury-box, or they would
die.
`The trial cannot proceed,’ said the King
in a very grave voice, `until all the jurymen are
back in their proper places— all,’
he repeated with great emphasis, looking hard at Alice
as he said do.
Alice looked at the jury-box, and saw that, in her
haste, she had put the Lizard in head downwards, and
the poor little thing was waving its tail about in
a melancholy way, being quite unable to move.
She soon got it out again, and put it right; `not
that it signifies much,’ she said to herself;
`I should think it would be quite as much use
in the trial one way up as the other.’
As soon as the jury had a little recovered from
the shock of being upset, and their slates and pencils
had been found and handed back to them, they set to
work very diligently to write out a history of the
accident, all except the Lizard, who seemed too much
overcome to do anything but sit with its mouth open,
gazing up into the roof of the court.
`What do you know about this business?’ the
King said to Alice.
`Nothing,’ said Alice.
`Nothing whatever?’ persisted
the King.
`Nothing whatever,’ said Alice.
`That’s very important,’ the King said,
turning to the jury. They were just beginning
to write this down on their slates, when the White
Rabbit interrupted: `UNimportant, your Majesty
means, of course,’ he said in a very respectful
tone, but frowning and making faces at him as he spoke.
`UNimportant, of course, I meant,’ the King
hastily said, and went on to himself in an undertone,
`important—unimportant— unimportant—important—’
as if he were trying which word sounded best.
