Alice's Adventures in Wonderland eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 72 pages of information about Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

`We indeed!’ cried the Mouse, who was trembling down to the end of his tail. `As if I would talk on such a subject!  Our family always hated cats:  nasty, low, vulgar things!  Don’t let me hear the name again!’

`I won’t indeed!’ said Alice, in a great hurry to change the subject of conversation. `Are you—­are you fond—­of—­of dogs?’ The Mouse did not answer, so Alice went on eagerly:  `There is such a nice little dog near our house I should like to show you!  A little bright-eyed terrier, you know, with oh, such long curly brown hair!  And it’ll fetch things when you throw them, and it’ll sit up and beg for its dinner, and all sorts of things—­I can’t remember half of them—­and it belongs to a farmer, you know, and he says it’s so useful, it’s worth a hundred pounds!  He says it kills all the rats and—­oh dear!’ cried Alice in a sorrowful tone, `I’m afraid I’ve offended it again!’ For the Mouse was swimming away from her as hard as it could go, and making quite a commotion in the pool as it went.

So she called softly after it, `Mouse dear!  Do come back again, and we won’t talk about cats or dogs either, if you don’t like them!’ When the Mouse heard this, it turned round and swam slowly back to her:  its face was quite pale (with passion, Alice thought), and it said in a low trembling voice, `Let us get to the shore, and then I’ll tell you my history, and you’ll understand why it is I hate cats and dogs.’

It was high time to go, for the pool was getting quite crowded with the birds and animals that had fallen into it:  there were a Duck and a Dodo, a Lory and an Eaglet, and several other curious creatures.  Alice led the way, and the whole party swam to the shore.

CHAPTER III

A Caucus-Race and a Long Tale

They were indeed a queer-looking party that assembled on the bank—­the birds with draggled feathers, the animals with their fur clinging close to them, and all dripping wet, cross, and uncomfortable.

The first question of course was, how to get dry again:  they had a consultation about this, and after a few minutes it seemed quite natural to Alice to find herself talking familiarly with them, as if she had known them all her life.  Indeed, she had quite a long argument with the Lory, who at last turned sulky, and would only say, `I am older than you, and must know better’; and this Alice would not allow without knowing how old it was, and, as the Lory positively refused to tell its age, there was no more to be said.

At last the Mouse, who seemed to be a person of authority among them, called out, `Sit down, all of you, and listen to me!  I’ll soon make you dry enough!’ They all sat down at once, in a large ring, with the Mouse in the middle.  Alice kept her eyes anxiously fixed on it, for she felt sure she would catch a bad cold if she did not get dry very soon.

`Ahem!’ said the Mouse with an important air, `are you all ready?  This is the driest thing I know.  Silence all round, if you please!  “William the Conqueror, whose cause was favoured by the pope, was soon submitted to by the English, who wanted leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest.  Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria—­“’

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