I used to get for nothing.  When Adam laid out his first penny upon nonpareils at some stall in Mesopotamos, I think it went hard with him, reflecting upon his old goodly orchard, where he had so many for nothing.  When I write to a Great man, at the Court end, he opens with surprise upon a naked note, such as Whitechapel people interchange, with no sweet degrees of envelope:  I never inclosed one bit of paper in another, nor understand the rationale of it.  Once only I seald with borrow’d wax, to set Walter Scott a wondering, sign’d with the imperial quarterd arms of England, which my friend Field gives in compliment to his descent in the female line from O. Cromwell.  It must have set his antiquarian curiosity upon watering.  To your questions upon the currency, I refer you to Mr. Robinson’s last speech, where, if you can find a solution, I cannot.  I think this tho’ the best ministry we ever stumbled upon.  Gin reduced four shillings in the gallon, wine 2 shillings in the quart.  This comes home to men’s minds and bosoms.  My tirade against visitors was not meant particularly at you or A.K.  I scarce know what I meant, for I do not just now feel the grievance.  I wanted to make an article.  So in another thing I talkd of somebody’s insipid wife, without a correspondent object in my head:  and a good lady, a friend’s wife, whom I really love (don’t startle, I mean in a licit way) has looked shyly on me ever since.  The blunders of personal application are ludicrous.  I send out a character every now and then, on purpose to exercise the ingenuity of my friends.  “Popular Fallacies” will go on; that word concluded is an erratum, I suppose, for continued.  I do not know how it got stuff’d in there.  A little thing without name will also be printed on the Religion of the Actors, but it is out of your way, so I recommend you, with true Author’s hypocrisy, to skip it.  We are about to sit down to Roast beef, at which we could wish A.K., B.B., and B.B.’s pleasant daughter to be humble partakers.  So much for my hint at visitors, which was scarcely calculated for droppers in from Woodbridge.  The sky does not drop such larks every day.

My very kindest wishes to you all three, with my sister’s best love.  C. LAMB.

["Mr. Robinson’s last speech.”  Frederick John Robinson, afterwards Earl of Ripon, then Chancellor of the Exchequer under the Earl of Liverpool.  The Government had decided to check the use of paper-money by stopping the issue of notes for less than L5; and Robinson had made a speech on the subject on February 10.  The motion was carried, but to some extent was compromised.  It was Robinson who, as Chancellor of the Exchequer, found the money for building the new British Museum and purchasing Angerstein’s pictures as the beginning of the National Gallery.

“My tirade against visitors”—­the Popular Fallacy “That Home is Home,” in the New Monthly Magazine for March.

“Somebody’s insipid wife.”  In the Popular Fallacy “That You Must Love Me and Love My Dog,” in the February number, Lamb had spoken of Honorius’ “vapid wife.”