Sailor's Knots (Entire Collection) eBook

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“Does she believe you?” said the staring Mr. Sadler, shivering at the open door.

“No,” said Mr. Hatchard, slowly, “but she pre-tends to.”

SELF-HELP

The night-watchman sat brooding darkly over life and its troubles.  A shooting corn on the little toe of his left foot, and a touch of liver, due, he was convinced, to the unlawful cellar work of the landlord of the Queen’s Head, had induced in him a vein of profound depression.  A discarded boot stood by his side, and his gray-stockinged foot protruded over the edge of the jetty until a passing waterman gave it a playful rap with his oar.  A subsequent inquiry as to the price of pigs’ trotters fell on ears rendered deaf by suffering.

“I might ’ave expected it,” said the watchman, at last.  “I done that man—­if you can call him a man—­a kindness once, and this is my reward for it.  Do a man a kindness, and years arterwards ’e comes along and hits you over your tenderest corn with a oar.”

[Illustration:  “’’E comes along and hits you over your tenderest corn with a oar.’”]

He took up his boot, and, inserting his foot with loving care, stooped down and fastened the laces.

Do a man a kindness, he continued, assuming a safer posture, and ’e tries to borrow money off of you; do a woman a kindness and she thinks you want tr marry ’er; do an animal a kindness and it tries to bite you—­same as a horse bit a sailorman I knew once, when ’e sat on its head to ’elp it get up.  He sat too far for’ard, pore chap.

Kindness never gets any thanks.  I remember a man whose pal broke ’is leg while they was working together unloading a barge; and he went off to break the news to ’is pal’s wife.  A kind-’earted man ’e was as ever you see, and, knowing ’ow she would take on when she ’eard the news, he told her fust of all that ’er husband was killed.  She took on like a mad thing, and at last, when she couldn’t do anything more and ’ad quieted down a bit, he told ’er that it was on’y a case of a broken leg, thinking that ’er joy would be so great that she wouldn’t think anything of that.  He ’ad to tell her three times afore she understood ’im, and then, instead of being thankful to ’im for ’is thoughtfulness, she chased him ’arf over Wapping with a chopper, screaming with temper.

I remember Ginger Dick and Peter Russet trying to do old Sam Small a kindness one time when they was ’aving a rest ashore arter a v’y’ge.  They ’ad took a room together as usual, and for the fust two or three days they was like brothers.  That couldn’t last, o’ course, and Sam was so annoyed one evening at Ginger’s suspiciousness by biting a ’arf-dollar Sam owed ’im and finding it was a bad ’un, that ’e went off to spend the evening all alone by himself.

He felt a bit dull at fust, but arter he had ’ad two or three ’arf-pints ’e began to take a brighter view of things.  He found a very nice, cosey little public-’ouse he hadn’t been in before, and, arter getting two and threepence and a pint for the ’arf-dollar with Ginger’s tooth-marks on, he began to think that the world wasn’t ’arf as bad a place as people tried to make out.

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