Dab Kinzer eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 266 pages of information about Dab Kinzer.

Dab Kinzer eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 266 pages of information about Dab Kinzer.

“What do you think of it, Joe?”

“Think of what?”

“Walking over New York with Dick Lee, just as if he was one of us?”

“Guess nobody’ll think we’re walking with him.  Anybody can tell what we are, just by looking at us.”

“Dick’s face shows just what he is too.  I don’t care for this once, but it’s awful.”

If any such thought were troubling Ford Foster, he made no confession of it, and was even specially careful, now and then, to turn around and address some remark or other to “the member from Africa,” as he called him.

“Dick,” said Dab in an undertone, as they were leaving the market, “you look out, now:  you must have as good a time as any of us, or I won’t feel right about it.”

“Jes’ you sail right ahead, Cap’n Dab.  I’s on hand.”

Ford was determined to “do the honors,” and he led them down Broadway to the Battery before he started “up town;” and he had something to say about a great many of the buildings.  Dab felt his respect for city boys increasing rapidly, and Dick remarked,—­

“Ef he don’t know dis coas’ mos’ as well as I know de bay!”

It looked like it, and he also seemed to be on terms of easy acquaintance with some of the human “fish” they fell in with.  Not that he spoke to any of them; but he pointed out the several kinds,—­policemen, firemen, messenger-boys, loafers, brokers, post-office carriers, a dozen more, with a degree of confidence which fairly astonished his friends.

“I could learn to tell all of them that wear uniforms, myself,” said Dabney; “but how do you know the others?”

“How do I know ’em?  Well, it’s just like knowing a miller or a blacksmith, when you see him.  They all have some kind of smut on them that comes from their trade.”

There may have been something in that, or it may be barely possible that Ford now and then mixed his men a little, and pointed out brokers as “gamblers,” and busy attorneys as probable pickpockets.  He may have been too confident.

On they went, till the brains of all but Ford and Frank were in a sort of whirl.  Even Dab Kinzer was contented to look without talking; and Dick Lee, although he had not a word to say, found unusual difficulty in keeping his mouth shut.  It positively would come open, every time Ford pointed out another big building, and told him what it was.

They were not travelling very fast, but they were using a good deal of time in all that sight-seeing; and walking is hungry business, and a few raw oysters could not last six hearty boys very long.

“I say, Ford,” sung out Joe from the rear, “isn’t it getting pretty near time for us to think of getting something to eat?”

“We’re ’most there now.  We’re going to have our dinner at the Magnilophant to-day.”

“What’s that?” said Frank.

“Never heard of it?  Oh!  You’re the member from India.  Well, it’s the greatest restaurant in the known world, or in Paris either.  Beats any thing on Long Island.  Serve you up any thing there is, and no living man can tell what he’s eating.”

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