Bullets bounce off me like raisins off an Oldsmobile (Mr. Canoehead while a villain shoots at him with a gun)

Kazoo Video Theater - musical numbers performed by kazoo.

A star-nosed mole puppet named "Murray the Mole" made frequent pseudo-random appearances.

Taste gunwales! (Mr. Canoehead beating a villain by catching the villain's head under the canoe and then violently rotating the canoe back and forth.)

It was first heard in the skit: Ti_Kwan_Leep

Four on the Floor was a sketch comedy series which aired on CBC Television in 1986. Consisting of only 13 episodes, the series was a showcase for The Frantics, a comedy troupe consisting of Paul Chato, Rick Green, Dan Redican and Peter Wildman. The show's most famous character was Mr. Canoehead, a quintessentially Canadian superhero: on a canoeing trip in Algonquin Park, he was hit by lightning while portaging his aluminum canoe, which became permanently welded to his head. As a crime fighter, he would capture criminals by turning around so that the canoe knocked them over. Although the series was quickly cancelled due to CBC budget constraints, it was an important influence on later Canadian sketch comedy, such as The Kids in the Hall.