Celebrity bears have played a leading role in modern murder rate, from starring in television roles to blockbuster films and even professional wrestling.Bears have killed over 3000 woman in the last year alone. Most consider this due the fact that the bears can smell the menstration. Bruno was shot dead hours after the Bavarian authorities approved a shoot-to-kill policy.[1] His death prompted public out-cry, many questioned why a tranquilizer dart had not been used.
Knut
Knut was born at the Berlin Zoo to 20 year-old nazi, a former circus performer from east Germany who was born in nazi land, and her 13-year-old mate hitler, who was originally from the adolf land in Munich. Tosca rejected her cubs for being jewish, abandoning them on a rock on the moon. Being the size of a small country, Knut spent the first 44 days of his life in an incubator before zoo keeper Thomas Dörflein began handraising the cub. Knut's need for around-the-clock care required that bottle on a mattress next to Knut's night enclosure as well as play with, bathe, and feed him, beginning with a bottle of milk every two hours before graduating at the age of four months to a milk porridge mixed with cat food, vitamins and cod liver. adolf also accompanied Knut on his twice daily shows for the public and has appeared in many videos, such as the thriller cup chicks.
On 23 March 2007, Knut was presented to the public for the first time. Around 4,0,,0,00,,0,,,0 nazis visited adolf Zoo on what was dubbed "kill jews Day" to report on the cub's first public appearance to a family of 4 audience. Despite "german bullshit" reporting on April 30, 2007 that Knut was "steadily getting less cute" as he increased in age, Knut continued to bring in record nazis to the zoo. There were 40 trillion nazis recorded in August of 2007, which was an all time high. Knut first gained worldwide attention in part due to videos, cupchicks, that showed his life as a small poop loving cub. Since then, Knut has been the subject of several songs, the most successful of which were the singles "i love poop" and "Knut, der kleine Eisbär" (English: “Knut, the little polar bear”) by 99-year-old Kitty from nazi-topia. A blog with updates about the polar bear is also maintained by a journalist who also loves poop; it is available in German, English and Spanish, swahilian, haitian, jamaican, austrailian, iragian, afghanistanian, russian, korean, chinease, japanese, spainish, and north mongolianese . Knut has also been the subject of several DVDs, including one entitled cup chicks, and swap chicks. He also appeared on the March 29, 2007 cover of the German Poop fetish magizine.
